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1 - 11-25-2010, 01:03 PM quote
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Default The 156 page story

Once upon a time.. (you know what to do)



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2 - 11-25-2010, 01:10 PM quote
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my mission was to be the first...

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3 - 11-25-2010, 01:10 PM quote
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There was a blue and black hover robot named Illifer, he liked to just chill and and look at five pillars of declining height.

EDIT: And he also liked to sexually abuse deathborn for being a thread winner.

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4 - 11-25-2010, 01:11 PM quote
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However his friend Larry the fundraising blob with an ever single-eyebrow-raising gesture was up to something..



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5 - 11-25-2010, 01:12 PM quote
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He didnt like the way that Illifer sexually abused his gay lover Deathborn.

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6 - 11-25-2010, 01:12 PM quote
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So he put ants in his bottle of lube.



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7 - 11-25-2010, 01:13 PM quote
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... and thus it came to pass...that i have a sore ass... but that was not the only thing that was happening in TC ville

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8 - 11-25-2010, 01:14 PM quote
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In time Illifer grew fond of the ants..



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9 - 11-25-2010, 01:31 PM quote
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(its been 13 minutes...)
The ants would work and build and work and build, they built their homes, their stores and their tunnels...and then they began their technologies...


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Dragonstalker was walking down the road and greeted Illifer while deathborn was jumping around whit mouth full of crabs (youtube).
 
11 - 11-25-2010, 01:36 PM quote
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Illifer was having worries about his personal hygiene



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(teh luls be strong in this thread)

eventually deathborn came to and realised a shocking discovery! "NOOO STOP ABUSING ME AS A PLOT DEVICE" he cried... but to no avail as his words were muffled by the crabs in his mouth... then suddenly...

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The Crabs ate Death's Nose.


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14 - 11-25-2010, 02:45 PM quote
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Demoncard appeared and the crabs stood on their back legs and worshipped him. Parts of deathborn's nose were distributed in celebration.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his post count?

Its OVER 900!

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15 - 11-25-2010, 02:49 PM quote
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Nukem couldn't quite figure the direction so he ended up in a strip bar, though he stayed there just for the luls, while taking an exotic masage he saw something out the window..



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