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Once upon a time.. (you know what to do)
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  • my mission was to be the first...
  • There was a blue and black hover robot named Illifer, he liked to just chill and and look at five pillars of declining height.

    EDIT: And he also liked to sexually abuse deathborn for being a thread winner.
  • However his friend Larry the fundraising blob with an ever single-eyebrow-raising gesture was up to something..
  • He didnt like the way that Illifer sexually abused his gay lover Deathborn.
  • So he put ants in his bottle of lube.
  • ... and thus it came to pass...that i have a sore ass... but that was not the only thing that was happening in TC ville
  • In time Illifer grew fond of the ants..
  • (its been 13 minutes...)
    The ants would work and build and work and build, they built their homes, their stores and their tunnels...and then they began their technologies...
  • Dragonstalker was walking down the road and greeted Illifer while deathborn was jumping around whit mouth full of crabs (youtube).
  • Illifer was having worries about his personal hygiene
  • (teh luls be strong in this thread)

    eventually deathborn came to and realised a shocking discovery! "NOOO STOP ABUSING ME AS A PLOT DEVICE" he cried... but to no avail as his words were muffled by the crabs in his mouth... then suddenly...
  • The Crabs ate Death's Nose.
  • Demoncard appeared and the crabs stood on their back legs and worshipped him. Parts of deathborn's nose were distributed in celebration.

    Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his post count?

    Its OVER 900!
  • Nukem couldn't quite figure the direction so he ended up in a strip bar, though he stayed there just for the luls, while taking an exotic masage he saw something out the window..
  • ...and then mutant alien cyborg dinosaurs attacked down town LA...
  • And ate Nukem.... and his Muffens.
  • Wraith arrived to airport and saw dinosaurs. He called to Krash to tell about dinosaurs but Krash didn't answer to his phone. Wraith then called to Humans for helicopter ride.
  • Humans only knows how to fly Cessna 172's. So he tries to land one in the helicopter taxi area and dies. But only after:
  • SnowFire turned the corner, took one look, and thought to himself. "God, I really gotta stop doing meth." And promptly went back the way he came.
  • Meanwhile in FURB's surplus, the uranium chest was overflowing towards the flint&steel chest...
  • ... Krash's number is finally called in the drugstore and just as he's about to get attention an helicopter attempts to land on nearby taxis, the wind gust breaks all the windows, he and everyone else jump for cover, but human's chopper tail rotor hits the sign and it starts spinning out of control

    Wraith arrives promptly and..
  • ... doesnt do anything... so deathborn steps in and does something that also involes nothing, THEN...
  • Wraith pushes Deathborn aside and calls to Menthulmat to teleport here and save the chopper from crashing using his magic powers.
  • However Ments mythologically epic magic powers only work on easter, everyday else he's just a normal pedestrian but he's very good at maths
  • Jack sneaks in and pickpockets Wraith....
  • ...Then Eolk kills the dinosaurs with his heat vision and saves the day, but not before being speared through the chest by a propeller shard that seemed to be launched from a helicopter taxi landing area...
  • ... realizing that his shit is breakfast, Humans bails out of his Cessna 172 that mysteriously turned into a chopper. However the fall was too far and he lands on Ment's head and he dies. Ment however, wakes up believing it is easter. He runs towards Eolk and...
  • ...notices that he's "manbearpig" wearing eolk's skin as a disguise. Ment dives in the bushes and hides while..
  • ...Wraith grabs the nearest car which happens to be laborghini gallarado and drives to minecrafter's temple where...
    At the same time giant PS3 and Xbox 360 start fighting while PC is beating crap out of Mac.
  • But his lamborguini gallardo is a consumist piece of crap and runs out of gas.

    Struggling with the keys to start the car again wraith is abrutly interrupted by a giant mechanized lizard claw stomping the car, but survives miraclously by being in the gap between claws.

    He hears a mechanized burp, and a skull and a muffin fall on the windshield.

    He reaches for his cellphone to call Deathborn for help but he realize he's been pickpocketed.

    Meanwhile Ment and the grotesque manbearpig are watching and..
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