Use a potato. Potatos are fun to blow up in the microwave. Just try it out in the The-Construct microwave in Doe's kitchen. If you're lucky, and he doesn't find you, you don't have to clean up the mess!
What about putting a CD, christmas lights, steel wool, soap, a balloon of petrol, beans, dynamite, a lightbulb, a bag of nitrocellulose, and beer into a microwave?
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Try the virtual tarot.
What the heck? The PM system hates me.
I've got... err... used to have good zombie maps.
So you dont hear it scream.
How many babies does it take to paint your wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Three. One to screw in the light bulb, one to give the screwer moral support, and one to create a support group afterwards.