Redneck pick up lines...
- Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away. - Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special. - My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in. - Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out. - Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em. - If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole. - You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
- Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' - I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. - I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. - Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til af ternoon. - Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Thought I'd share..
Comments
Not bad at all, but #1 FTW!
That never did get a response untill now... why did this thread die? its too funny to let die
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