What gave him away?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: guess what?
[DM]Wicca: yarr?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a masturbational disease
[DM]Wicca: Orly
[DM]Wicca: ?
[DM]Wicca: What does that mean?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: Oreeeeeeeely
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Wicca: hehe
[DM]Wicca: Yes really!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have to masturbate, at least one time every hour
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: at first it was fun
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then it got so damn annoying
[DM]Wicca: OMG
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: every hour of the night waking up to do a quick wank
[DM]Wicca: lol
[DM]Wicca: hahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: Your joking!
[DM]Wicca: Tell me your joking
[DM]Wicca: I can see it now
[DM]Wicca: On the bus
[DM]Wicca: Wank wank
[DM]Wicca: Dude
[DM]Wicca: are you serious?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yes im ****ing serious
[DM]Wicca: Oh sorry
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i want to see a doctor about it
[DM]Wicca: Or you could just stop?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but im embarrassed
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: NO
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: thats the problem
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: if i dont do a quick wank every hour, i just cant sleep and shit like that
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: it wakes me up
[DM]Wicca: Hey, just do some work out
[DM]Wicca: Like running
[DM]Wicca: And situps
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then still
[DM]Wicca: Just keep yourself active
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: its itching down there
[DM]Wicca: hmmm
[DM]Wicca: Does your family know?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: no
[DM]Wicca: Why are you telling me?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: because it is one big pile of bullshit that im telling you now?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: ;D
[DM]Wicca: Dude!
[DM]Wicca: You should totally have run with it
[DM]Wicca: That you had that problem!
[DM]Wicca: Twas epic!
[DM]Wicca: COMON!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahah
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: :P
[DM]Wicca: Cant you fake it one someone else?!
[DM]Wicca: Like
[DM]Wicca: err
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i dunno
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[DM]Wicca: hahahaha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yeah xD
[DM]Wicca:
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but ive never really spoken to tex on xfire
[DM]Wicca: I have
[DM]Wicca: Hold on
[DM]Wicca: I tell him
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: quite weird if i talk to him and then tell him about my masturbational disease :P
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahaha okay xD
[DM]Wicca: And then you tell him that you have a problem
[DM]Wicca: okokkok
Convo 2 I prepare Tex
[DM]Wicca: Hey
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: I just kinda found out
[DM]Wicca: Something really akward
[DM]Wicca: I mean! REALLY!
[DM]Wicca: From arrow
[DM]Wicca: Errr
[DM]Wicca: Are you there?
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: yup
[DM]Wicca: Ok
[DM]Wicca: He told me
[DM]Wicca: In all confidence
[DM]Wicca: That he has a problem
[DM]Wicca: He has like this, masturbation Problem
[DM]Wicca: He has to do it one time each hour, and he said it was coming in the way of pubbing and such
[DM]Wicca: I mean
[DM]Wicca: I thought he was joking
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: No dude
[DM]Wicca: I was ****ing laughing too!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: sure you were
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: But he kinda got sad
[DM]Wicca: So i was like shit
[DM]Wicca: And he said he was embarrased of telling the doctor
[DM]Wicca: And i asked him if his family knew... He had only told me man!
[DM]Wicca: I mean why!!!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: Why does he tell me this
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: now you are doomed ^^
[DM]Wicca: Yarr
[DM]Wicca: Im going to be really awkward.
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: Im kinda sick now
[DM]Wicca: sooo
[DM]Wicca: I just told him to talk to you
[DM]Wicca: Good luck
Convo 3 Arrow Gets tex
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey tex..
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: hey
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a kind of problem
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: i already heard
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lets talk about that later. gotta make a few calls
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: funny stuff you have going on there btw
[12:02] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: maybe you should have 4 or 5 girlfriends at the same time. would be much more fun. anyway. i gtg. ttyl
[12:02] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: please dont tell anyone, cuz then i'll feel likea ****head
Convo 4 i prepare Scot
[DM]Wicca: Hey scot§!
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Scot: ooh
[DM]Wicca: I think Arrow is pulling a prank on me
[DM]Wicca: no wait
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Wicca: No He told me
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Wicca: HAhAHAHA!
[DM]Wicca: Its like
* [DM]Scot facepalms
[DM]Wicca: He has this problem
[DM]Wicca: With
[DM]Wicca: Err
[DM]Wicca: his Sexual
[DM]Wicca: Ehm
[DM]Wicca: He has a masturbation Disease
[DM]Wicca: And he asked me if it was going to be problematic in terms of trainings...
[DM]Wicca: And battles
[DM]Wicca: Since he has to ... WAnk... Every hour...
[DM]Scot: wtf?
[DM]Wicca: I was like WTF!
[DM]Wicca: Laughing hard!
[DM]Wicca: And then he got sad.. Or kinda embarrasd kinda
[DM]Wicca: So..
[DM]Wicca: Well anyway, now you know... I think its... Eeeky..
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: I told him to talk to you since your the second in command
[DM]Scot: no you didntt
[DM]Scot: **** you wicca
[DM]Wicca: WhaT!??!?!
[DM]Wicca: WHY!=
[DM]Wicca: I dont know what to ****ing do with it!
[DM]Scot: I DONT CARE
[DM]Scot: if he has a wanking problem, unfortunately
[DM]Scot: that is not our fault
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: I just..
[DM]Wicca: Im sorry it was to much for me to handle
[DM]Wicca: I cant take that...
[DM]Scot: youu think I CAN/
[DM]Scot: nub
[DM]Wicca: Your 2ic!
[DM]Wicca: FFS!
[DM]Wicca: I am a grunt!
[DM]Scot: i dont deal with ****ing wanking problems
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: Its weird, ive never heard about someone actually having it, but ive read about it
[DM]Wicca: must be strange...
Convo 5 Arrow gets scot
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey scot
[12:12] [DM]Scot: howdy
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: how are ya doing?
[12:12] [DM]Scot: good, yourself?
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of problem
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: which i feel I need to talk to you about
[12:13] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as you are pretty high into the command of our little NATO Army
[12:13] [DM]Scot: indeed
[12:14] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of disease
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and i think its quite a problem in terms of battles
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as they take some hours
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and yeah, i have to like, wank, every hour
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992:
[12:15] [DM]Scot: right
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: what should i do with it
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i mean, during a battle its gonna be a bitch
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as i have to be afk every hour for a couple of minutes
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: wont that be a problem?
[12:16] [DM]Scot: erm, well
[12:17] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well?
Endings
[DM]Wicca: What is he saying to you?
[DM]Scot: wicca
[DM]Scot: if this is a joke
[DM]Wicca: What?
[DM]Scot: so help me god
[DM]Scot: im gonna kick you from this team
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Scot: in fact, i'll kick teh both of yous
[DM]Scot: for being eejits
[DM]Wicca: hahahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: Ah well it was good for the duration it lasted...
[DM]Wicca: Dude it was hilarious!
[DM]Scot:
[DM]Scot: i knew it was you
[DM]Wicca: We were pranking our PL
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: he was like
[DM]Wicca: Dude you should get 4 girlfriends!
[DM]Scot: hmm
[DM]Wicca: lolololl
[DM]Wicca: So see you next campaign then?
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: can we post up the logs on the forum for laughs?
[DM]Scot: go for it
[DM]Scot: brb
[DM]Wicca: kk
[DM]Scot: back
[DM]Wicca: What were you doing?
[DM]Wicca: Do you think it was a funny prank?
[DM]Scot: it was good
[DM]Wicca: Hey do you want to see what Tex wrote?
[DM]Scot: my first thought was ... i swear i had this disease after my girlfriend dumped me :P
[DM]Wicca: lol!
End
[12:19] [DM]Scot: bastards the lot of you
[12:20] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hehehe sorry mate
[12:20] [DM]Scot: i knew wicca was up to summin
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: guess what?
[DM]Wicca: yarr?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a masturbational disease
[DM]Wicca: Orly
[DM]Wicca: ?
[DM]Wicca: What does that mean?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: Oreeeeeeeely
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Wicca: hehe
[DM]Wicca: Yes really!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have to masturbate, at least one time every hour
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: at first it was fun
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then it got so damn annoying
[DM]Wicca: OMG
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: every hour of the night waking up to do a quick wank
[DM]Wicca: lol
[DM]Wicca: hahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: Your joking!
[DM]Wicca: Tell me your joking
[DM]Wicca: I can see it now
[DM]Wicca: On the bus
[DM]Wicca: Wank wank
[DM]Wicca: Dude
[DM]Wicca: are you serious?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yes im ****ing serious
[DM]Wicca: Oh sorry
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i want to see a doctor about it
[DM]Wicca: Or you could just stop?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but im embarrassed
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: NO
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: thats the problem
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: if i dont do a quick wank every hour, i just cant sleep and shit like that
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: it wakes me up
[DM]Wicca: Hey, just do some work out
[DM]Wicca: Like running
[DM]Wicca: And situps
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then still
[DM]Wicca: Just keep yourself active
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: its itching down there
[DM]Wicca: hmmm
[DM]Wicca: Does your family know?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: no
[DM]Wicca: Why are you telling me?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: because it is one big pile of bullshit that im telling you now?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: ;D
[DM]Wicca: Dude!
[DM]Wicca: You should totally have run with it
[DM]Wicca: That you had that problem!
[DM]Wicca: Twas epic!
[DM]Wicca: COMON!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahah
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: :P
[DM]Wicca: Cant you fake it one someone else?!
[DM]Wicca: Like
[DM]Wicca: err
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i dunno
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[DM]Wicca: hahahaha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yeah xD
[DM]Wicca:
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but ive never really spoken to tex on xfire
[DM]Wicca: I have
[DM]Wicca: Hold on
[DM]Wicca: I tell him
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: quite weird if i talk to him and then tell him about my masturbational disease :P
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahaha okay xD
[DM]Wicca: And then you tell him that you have a problem
[DM]Wicca: okokkok
Convo 2 I prepare Tex
[DM]Wicca: Hey
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: I just kinda found out
[DM]Wicca: Something really akward
[DM]Wicca: I mean! REALLY!
[DM]Wicca: From arrow
[DM]Wicca: Errr
[DM]Wicca: Are you there?
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: yup
[DM]Wicca: Ok
[DM]Wicca: He told me
[DM]Wicca: In all confidence
[DM]Wicca: That he has a problem
[DM]Wicca: He has like this, masturbation Problem
[DM]Wicca: He has to do it one time each hour, and he said it was coming in the way of pubbing and such
[DM]Wicca: I mean
[DM]Wicca: I thought he was joking
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: No dude
[DM]Wicca: I was ****ing laughing too!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: sure you were
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: But he kinda got sad
[DM]Wicca: So i was like shit
[DM]Wicca: And he said he was embarrased of telling the doctor
[DM]Wicca: And i asked him if his family knew... He had only told me man!
[DM]Wicca: I mean why!!!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: Why does he tell me this
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: now you are doomed ^^
[DM]Wicca: Yarr
[DM]Wicca: Im going to be really awkward.
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: Im kinda sick now
[DM]Wicca: sooo
[DM]Wicca: I just told him to talk to you
[DM]Wicca: Good luck
Convo 3 Arrow Gets tex
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey tex..
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: hey
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a kind of problem
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: i already heard
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lets talk about that later. gotta make a few calls
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: funny stuff you have going on there btw
[12:02] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: maybe you should have 4 or 5 girlfriends at the same time. would be much more fun. anyway. i gtg. ttyl
[12:02] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: please dont tell anyone, cuz then i'll feel likea ****head
Convo 4 i prepare Scot
[DM]Wicca: Hey scot§!
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Scot: ooh
[DM]Wicca: I think Arrow is pulling a prank on me
[DM]Wicca: no wait
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Wicca: No He told me
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Wicca: HAhAHAHA!
[DM]Wicca: Its like
* [DM]Scot facepalms
[DM]Wicca: He has this problem
[DM]Wicca: With
[DM]Wicca: Err
[DM]Wicca: his Sexual
[DM]Wicca: Ehm
[DM]Wicca: He has a masturbation Disease
[DM]Wicca: And he asked me if it was going to be problematic in terms of trainings...
[DM]Wicca: And battles
[DM]Wicca: Since he has to ... WAnk... Every hour...
[DM]Scot: wtf?
[DM]Wicca: I was like WTF!
[DM]Wicca: Laughing hard!
[DM]Wicca: And then he got sad.. Or kinda embarrasd kinda
[DM]Wicca: So..
[DM]Wicca: Well anyway, now you know... I think its... Eeeky..
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: I told him to talk to you since your the second in command
[DM]Scot: no you didntt
[DM]Scot: **** you wicca
[DM]Wicca: WhaT!??!?!
[DM]Wicca: WHY!=
[DM]Wicca: I dont know what to ****ing do with it!
[DM]Scot: I DONT CARE
[DM]Scot: if he has a wanking problem, unfortunately
[DM]Scot: that is not our fault
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: I just..
[DM]Wicca: Im sorry it was to much for me to handle
[DM]Wicca: I cant take that...
[DM]Scot: youu think I CAN/
[DM]Scot: nub
[DM]Wicca: Your 2ic!
[DM]Wicca: FFS!
[DM]Wicca: I am a grunt!
[DM]Scot: i dont deal with ****ing wanking problems
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: Its weird, ive never heard about someone actually having it, but ive read about it
[DM]Wicca: must be strange...
Convo 5 Arrow gets scot
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey scot
[12:12] [DM]Scot: howdy
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: how are ya doing?
[12:12] [DM]Scot: good, yourself?
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of problem
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: which i feel I need to talk to you about
[12:13] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as you are pretty high into the command of our little NATO Army
[12:13] [DM]Scot: indeed
[12:14] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of disease
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and i think its quite a problem in terms of battles
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as they take some hours
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and yeah, i have to like, wank, every hour
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992:
[12:15] [DM]Scot: right
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: what should i do with it
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i mean, during a battle its gonna be a bitch
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as i have to be afk every hour for a couple of minutes
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: wont that be a problem?
[12:16] [DM]Scot: erm, well
[12:17] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well?
Endings
[DM]Wicca: What is he saying to you?
[DM]Scot: wicca
[DM]Scot: if this is a joke
[DM]Wicca: What?
[DM]Scot: so help me god
[DM]Scot: im gonna kick you from this team
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Scot: in fact, i'll kick teh both of yous
[DM]Scot: for being eejits
[DM]Wicca: hahahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: Ah well it was good for the duration it lasted...
[DM]Wicca: Dude it was hilarious!
[DM]Scot:
[DM]Scot: i knew it was you
[DM]Wicca: We were pranking our PL
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: he was like
[DM]Wicca: Dude you should get 4 girlfriends!
[DM]Scot: hmm
[DM]Wicca: lolololl
[DM]Wicca: So see you next campaign then?
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: can we post up the logs on the forum for laughs?
[DM]Scot: go for it
[DM]Scot: brb
[DM]Wicca: kk
[DM]Scot: back
[DM]Wicca: What were you doing?
[DM]Wicca: Do you think it was a funny prank?
[DM]Scot: it was good
[DM]Wicca: Hey do you want to see what Tex wrote?
[DM]Scot: my first thought was ... i swear i had this disease after my girlfriend dumped me :P
[DM]Wicca: lol!
End
[12:19] [DM]Scot: bastards the lot of you
[12:20] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hehehe sorry mate
[12:20] [DM]Scot: i knew wicca was up to summin
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: guess what?
[DM]Wicca: yarr?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a mastubational disease
[DM]Wicca: Orly
[DM]Wicca: ?
[DM]Wicca: What does that mean?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: Oreeeeeeeely
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Wicca: hehe
[DM]Wicca: Yes really!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have to masturbate, at least one time every hour
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: at first it was fun
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then it got so damn annoying
[DM]Wicca: OMG
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: every hour of the night waking up to do a quick wank
[DM]Wicca: lol
[DM]Wicca: hahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: Your joking!
[DM]Wicca: Tell me your joking
[DM]Wicca: I can see it now
[DM]Wicca: On the bus
[DM]Wicca: W*nk w**k
[DM]Wicca: Dude
[DM]Wicca: are you serious?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yes im ****ing serious
[DM]Wicca: Oh sorry
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i want to see a doctor about it
[DM]Wicca: Or you could just stop?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but im embarrassed
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: NO
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: thats the problem
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: if i dont do a quick w**k every hour, i just cant sleep and s*i* like that
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: it wakes me up
[DM]Wicca: Hey, just do some work out
[DM]Wicca: Like running
[DM]Wicca: And situps
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then still
[DM]Wicca: Just keep yourself active
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: its itching down there
[DM]Wicca: hmmm
[DM]Wicca: Does your family know?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: no
[DM]Wicca: Why are you telling me?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: because it is one big pile of bull that im telling you now?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: ;D
[DM]Wicca: Dude!
[DM]Wicca: You should totally have run with it
[DM]Wicca: That you had that problem!
[DM]Wicca: Twas epic!
[DM]Wicca: COMON!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahah
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: :P
[DM]Wicca: Cant you fake it one someone else?!
[DM]Wicca: Like
[DM]Wicca: err
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i dunno
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[DM]Wicca: hahahaha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yeah xD
[DM]Wicca:
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but ive never really spoken to tex on xfire
[DM]Wicca: I have
[DM]Wicca: Hold on
[DM]Wicca: I tell him
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: quite weird if i talk to him and then tell him about my masturbational disease :P
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahaha okay xD
[DM]Wicca: And then you tell him that you have a problem
[DM]Wicca: okokkok
Convo 2 I prepare Tex
[DM]Wicca: Hey
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: I just kinda found out
[DM]Wicca: Something really akward
[DM]Wicca: I mean! REALLY!
[DM]Wicca: From arrow
[DM]Wicca: Errr
[DM]Wicca: Are you there?
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: yup
[DM]Wicca: Ok
[DM]Wicca: He told me
[DM]Wicca: In all confidence
[DM]Wicca: That he has a problem
[DM]Wicca: He has like this, mastubation Problem
[DM]Wicca: He has to do it one time each hour, and he said it was coming in the way of pubbing and such
[DM]Wicca: I mean
[DM]Wicca: I thought he was joking
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: No dude
[DM]Wicca: I was ****ing laughing too!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: sure you were
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: But he kinda got sad
[DM]Wicca: So i was like s***
[DM]Wicca: And he said he was embarrased of telling the doctor
[DM]Wicca: And i asked him if his family knew... He had only told me man!
[DM]Wicca: I mean why!!!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: Why does he tell me this
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: now you are doomed ^^
[DM]Wicca: Yarr
[DM]Wicca: Im going to be really awkward.
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: Im kinda sick now
[DM]Wicca: sooo
[DM]Wicca: I just told him to talk to you
[DM]Wicca: Good luck
Convo 3 Arrow Gets tex
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey tex..
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: hey
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a kind of problem
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: i already heard
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lets talk about that later. gotta make a few calls
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: funny stuff you have going on there btw
[12:02] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: maybe you should have 4 or 5 girlfriends at the same time. would be much more fun. anyway. i gtg. ttyl
[12:02] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: please dont tell anyone, cuz then i'll feel likea ****head
Convo 4 i prepare Scot
[DM]Wicca: Hey scot§!
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Scot: ooh
[DM]Wicca: I think Arrow is pulling a prank on me
[DM]Wicca: no wait
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Wicca: No He told me
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Wicca: HAhAHAHA!
[DM]Wicca: Its like
* [DM]Scot facepalms
[DM]Wicca: He has this problem
[DM]Wicca: With
[DM]Wicca: Err
[DM]Wicca: his S**ual
[DM]Wicca: Ehm
[DM]Wicca: He has a mastubation Disease
[DM]Wicca: And he asked me if it was going to be problematic in terms of trainings...
[DM]Wicca: And battles
[DM]Wicca: Since he has to ... W**k... Every hour...
[DM]Scot: wtf?
[DM]Wicca: I was like WTF!
[DM]Wicca: Laughing hard!
[DM]Wicca: And then he got sad.. Or kinda embarrasd kinda
[DM]Wicca: So..
[DM]Wicca: Well anyway, now you know... I think its... Eeeky..
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: I told him to talk to you since your the second in command
[DM]Scot: no you didntt
[DM]Scot: **** you wicca
[DM]Wicca: WhaT!??!?!
[DM]Wicca: WHY!=
[DM]Wicca: I dont know what to ****ing do with it!
[DM]Scot: I DONT CARE
[DM]Scot: if he has a w**king problem, unfortunately
[DM]Scot: that is not our fault
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: I just..
[DM]Wicca: Im sorry it was to much for me to handle
[DM]Wicca: I cant take that...
[DM]Scot: youu think I CAN/
[DM]Scot: nub
[DM]Wicca: Your 2ic!
[DM]Wicca: FFS!
[DM]Wicca: I am a grunt!
[DM]Scot: i dont deal with ****ing w**king problems
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: Its weird, ive never heard about someone actually having it, but ive read about it
[DM]Wicca: must be strange...
Convo 5 Arrow gets scot
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey scot
[12:12] [DM]Scot: howdy
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: how are ya doing?
[12:12] [DM]Scot: good, yourself?
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of problem
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: which i feel I need to talk to you about
[12:13] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as you are pretty high into the command of our little NATO Army
[12:13] [DM]Scot: indeed
[12:14] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of disease
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and i think its quite a problem in terms of battles
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as they take some hours
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and yeah, i have to like, w**k, every hour
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992:
[12:15] [DM]Scot: right
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: what should i do with it
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i mean, during a battle its gonna be a bit**
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as i have to be afk every hour for a couple of minutes
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: wont that be a problem?
[12:16] [DM]Scot: erm, well
[12:17] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well?
Endings
[DM]Wicca: What is he saying to you?
[DM]Scot: wicca
[DM]Scot: if this is a joke
[DM]Wicca: What?
[DM]Scot: so help me god
[DM]Scot: im gonna kick you from this team
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Scot: in fact, i'll kick teh both of yous
[DM]Scot: for being eejits
[DM]Wicca: hahahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: Ah well it was good for the duration it lasted...
[DM]Wicca: Dude it was hilarious!
[DM]Scot:
[DM]Scot: i knew it was you
[DM]Wicca: We were pranking our PL
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: he was like
[DM]Wicca: Dude you should get 4 girlfriends!
[DM]Scot: hmm
[DM]Wicca: lolololl
[DM]Wicca: So see you next campaign then?
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: can we post up the logs on the forum for laughs?
[DM]Scot: go for it
[DM]Scot: brb
[DM]Wicca: kk
[DM]Scot: back
[DM]Wicca: What were you doing?
[DM]Wicca: Do you think it was a funny prank?
[DM]Scot: it was good
[DM]Wicca: Hey do you want to see what Tex wrote?
[DM]Scot: my first thought was ... i swear i had this disease after my girlfriend dumped me :P
[DM]Wicca: lol!
End
[12:19] [DM]Scot: b*stards the lot of you
[12:20] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hehehe sorry mate
[12:20] [DM]Scot: i knew wicca was up to summin
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: guess what?
[DM]Wicca: yarr?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a mastubtional disease
[DM]Wicca: Orly
[DM]Wicca: ?
[DM]Wicca: What does that mean?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: Oreeeeeeeely
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Wicca: hehe
[DM]Wicca: Yes really!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have to mastub*te, at least one time every hour
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: at first it was fun
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then it got so damn annoying
[DM]Wicca: OMG
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: every hour of the night waking up to do a quick wank
[DM]Wicca: lol
[DM]Wicca: hahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: Your joking!
[DM]Wicca: Tell me your joking
[DM]Wicca: I can see it now
[DM]Wicca: On the bus
[DM]Wicca: W*nk w**k
[DM]Wicca: Dude
[DM]Wicca: are you serious?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yes im ****ing serious
[DM]Wicca: Oh sorry
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i want to see a doctor about it
[DM]Wicca: Or you could just stop?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but im embarrassed
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: NO
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: thats the problem
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: if i dont do a quick w**k every hour, i just cant sleep and s*i* like that
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: it wakes me up
[DM]Wicca: Hey, just do some work out
[DM]Wicca: Like running
[DM]Wicca: And situps
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then still
[DM]Wicca: Just keep yourself active
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: its itching down there
[DM]Wicca: hmmm
[DM]Wicca: Does your family know?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: no
[DM]Wicca: Why are you telling me?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: because it is one big pile of bull that im telling you now?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: ;D
[DM]Wicca: Dude!
[DM]Wicca: You should totally have run with it
[DM]Wicca: That you had that problem!
[DM]Wicca: Twas epic!
[DM]Wicca: COMON!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahah
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: :P
[DM]Wicca: Cant you fake it one someone else?!
[DM]Wicca: Like
[DM]Wicca: err
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i dunno
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[DM]Wicca: hahahaha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yeah xD
[DM]Wicca:
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but ive never really spoken to tex on xfire
[DM]Wicca: I have
[DM]Wicca: Hold on
[DM]Wicca: I tell him
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: quite weird if i talk to him and then tell him about my mastub*tional disease :P
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahaha okay xD
[DM]Wicca: And then you tell him that you have a problem
[DM]Wicca: okokkok
Convo 2 I prepare Tex
[DM]Wicca: Hey
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: I just kinda found out
[DM]Wicca: Something really akward
[DM]Wicca: I mean! REALLY!
[DM]Wicca: From arrow
[DM]Wicca: Errr
[DM]Wicca: Are you there?
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: yup
[DM]Wicca: Ok
[DM]Wicca: He told me
[DM]Wicca: In all confidence
[DM]Wicca: That he has a problem
[DM]Wicca: He has like this, mastubation Problem
[DM]Wicca: He has to do it one time each hour, and he said it was coming in the way of pubbing and such
[DM]Wicca: I mean
[DM]Wicca: I thought he was joking
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: No dude
[DM]Wicca: I was ****ing laughing too!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: sure you were
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: But he kinda got sad
[DM]Wicca: So i was like s***
[DM]Wicca: And he said he was embarrased of telling the doctor
[DM]Wicca: And i asked him if his family knew... He had only told me man!
[DM]Wicca: I mean why!!!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: Why does he tell me this
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: now you are doomed ^^
[DM]Wicca: Yarr
[DM]Wicca: Im going to be really awkward.
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: Im kinda sick now
[DM]Wicca: sooo
[DM]Wicca: I just told him to talk to you
[DM]Wicca: Good luck
Convo 3 Arrow Gets tex
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey tex..
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: hey
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a kind of problem
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: i already heard
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lets talk about that later. gotta make a few calls
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: funny stuff you have going on there btw
[12:02] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: maybe you should have 4 or 5 girlfriends at the same time. would be much more fun. anyway. i gtg. ttyl
[12:02] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: please dont tell anyone, cuz then i'll feel likea ****head
Convo 4 i prepare Scot
[DM]Wicca: Hey scot§!
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Scot: ooh
[DM]Wicca: I think Arrow is pulling a prank on me
[DM]Wicca: no wait
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Wicca: No He told me
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Wicca: HAhAHAHA!
[DM]Wicca: Its like
* [DM]Scot facepalms
[DM]Wicca: He has this problem
[DM]Wicca: With
[DM]Wicca: Err
[DM]Wicca: his S**ual
[DM]Wicca: Ehm
[DM]Wicca: He has a mastubation Disease
[DM]Wicca: And he asked me if it was going to be problematic in terms of trainings...
[DM]Wicca: And battles
[DM]Wicca: Since he has to ... W**k... Every hour...
[DM]Scot: wtf?
[DM]Wicca: I was like WTF!
[DM]Wicca: Laughing hard!
[DM]Wicca: And then he got sad.. Or kinda embarrasd kinda
[DM]Wicca: So..
[DM]Wicca: Well anyway, now you know... I think its... Eeeky..
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: I told him to talk to you since your the second in command
[DM]Scot: no you didntt
[DM]Scot: **** you wicca
[DM]Wicca: WhaT!??!?!
[DM]Wicca: WHY!=
[DM]Wicca: I dont know what to ****ing do with it!
[DM]Scot: I DONT CARE
[DM]Scot: if he has a w**king problem, unfortunately
[DM]Scot: that is not our fault
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: I just..
[DM]Wicca: Im sorry it was to much for me to handle
[DM]Wicca: I cant take that...
[DM]Scot: youu think I CAN/
[DM]Scot: nub
[DM]Wicca: Your 2ic!
[DM]Wicca: FFS!
[DM]Wicca: I am a grunt!
[DM]Scot: i dont deal with ****ing w**king problems
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: Its weird, ive never heard about someone actually having it, but ive read about it
[DM]Wicca: must be strange...
Convo 5 Arrow gets scot
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey scot
[12:12] [DM]Scot: howdy
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: how are ya doing?
[12:12] [DM]Scot: good, yourself?
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of problem
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: which i feel I need to talk to you about
[12:13] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as you are pretty high into the command of our little NATO Army
[12:13] [DM]Scot: indeed
[12:14] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of disease
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and i think its quite a problem in terms of battles
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as they take some hours
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and yeah, i have to like, w**k, every hour
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992:
[12:15] [DM]Scot: right
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: what should i do with it
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i mean, during a battle its gonna be a bit**
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as i have to be afk every hour for a couple of minutes
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: wont that be a problem?
[12:16] [DM]Scot: erm, well
[12:17] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well?
Endings
[DM]Wicca: What is he saying to you?
[DM]Scot: wicca
[DM]Scot: if this is a joke
[DM]Wicca: What?
[DM]Scot: so help me god
[DM]Scot: im gonna kick you from this team
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Scot: in fact, i'll kick teh both of yous
[DM]Scot: for being eejits
[DM]Wicca: hahahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: Ah well it was good for the duration it lasted...
[DM]Wicca: Dude it was hilarious!
[DM]Scot:
[DM]Scot: i knew it was you
[DM]Wicca: We were pranking our PL
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: he was like
[DM]Wicca: Dude you should get 4 girlfriends!
[DM]Scot: hmm
[DM]Wicca: lolololl
[DM]Wicca: So see you next campaign then?
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: can we post up the logs on the forum for laughs?
[DM]Scot: go for it
[DM]Scot: brb
[DM]Wicca: kk
[DM]Scot: back
[DM]Wicca: What were you doing?
[DM]Wicca: Do you think it was a funny prank?
[DM]Scot: it was good
[DM]Wicca: Hey do you want to see what Tex wrote?
[DM]Scot: my first thought was ... i swear i had this disease after my girlfriend dumped me :P
[DM]Wicca: lol!
End
[12:19] [DM]Scot: b*stards the lot of you
[12:20] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hehehe sorry mate
[12:20] [DM]Scot: i knew wicca was up to summin
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: guess what?
[DM]Wicca: yarr?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a mastubtional disease
[DM]Wicca: Orly
[DM]Wicca: ?
[DM]Wicca: What does that mean?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: Oreeeeeeeely
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Wicca: hehe
[DM]Wicca: Yes really!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have to mastub*te, at least one time every hour
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: at first it was fun
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then it got so damn annoying
[DM]Wicca: OMG
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: every hour of the night waking up to do a quick w**k
[DM]Wicca: lol
[DM]Wicca: hahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: Your joking!
[DM]Wicca: Tell me your joking
[DM]Wicca: I can see it now
[DM]Wicca: On the bus
[DM]Wicca: W*nk w**k
[DM]Wicca: Dude
[DM]Wicca: are you serious?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yes im ****ing serious
[DM]Wicca: Oh sorry
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i want to see a doctor about it
[DM]Wicca: Or you could just stop?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but im embarrassed
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: NO
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: thats the problem
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: if i dont do a quick w**k every hour, i just cant sleep and s*i* like that
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: it wakes me up
[DM]Wicca: Hey, just do some work out
[DM]Wicca: Like running
[DM]Wicca: And situps
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then still
[DM]Wicca: Just keep yourself active
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: its itching down there
[DM]Wicca: hmmm
[DM]Wicca: Does your family know?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: no
[DM]Wicca: Why are you telling me?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: because it is one big pile of bull that im telling you now?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: ;D
[DM]Wicca: Dude!
[DM]Wicca: You should totally have run with it
[DM]Wicca: That you had that problem!
[DM]Wicca: Twas epic!
[DM]Wicca: COMON!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahah
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: :P
[DM]Wicca: Cant you fake it one someone else?!
[DM]Wicca: Like
[DM]Wicca: err
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i dunno
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[DM]Wicca: hahahaha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yeah xD
[DM]Wicca:
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but ive never really spoken to tex on xfire
[DM]Wicca: I have
[DM]Wicca: Hold on
[DM]Wicca: I tell him
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: quite weird if i talk to him and then tell him about my mastub*tional disease :P
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahaha okay xD
[DM]Wicca: And then you tell him that you have a problem
[DM]Wicca: okokkok
Convo 2 I prepare Tex
[DM]Wicca: Hey
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: I just kinda found out
[DM]Wicca: Something really akward
[DM]Wicca: I mean! REALLY!
[DM]Wicca: From arrow
[DM]Wicca: Errr
[DM]Wicca: Are you there?
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: yup
[DM]Wicca: Ok
[DM]Wicca: He told me
[DM]Wicca: In all confidence
[DM]Wicca: That he has a problem
[DM]Wicca: He has like this, mastubation Problem
[DM]Wicca: He has to do it one time each hour, and he said it was coming in the way of pubbing and such
[DM]Wicca: I mean
[DM]Wicca: I thought he was joking
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: No dude
[DM]Wicca: I was ****ing laughing too!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: sure you were
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: But he kinda got sad
[DM]Wicca: So i was like s***
[DM]Wicca: And he said he was embarrased of telling the doctor
[DM]Wicca: And i asked him if his family knew... He had only told me man!
[DM]Wicca: I mean why!!!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: Why does he tell me this
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: now you are doomed ^^
[DM]Wicca: Yarr
[DM]Wicca: Im going to be really awkward.
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: Im kinda sick now
[DM]Wicca: sooo
[DM]Wicca: I just told him to talk to you
[DM]Wicca: Good luck
Convo 3 Arrow Gets tex
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey tex..
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: hey
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a kind of problem
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: i already heard
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lets talk about that later. gotta make a few calls
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: funny stuff you have going on there btw
[12:02] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: maybe you should have 4 or 5 girlfriends at the same time. would be much more fun. anyway. i gtg. ttyl
[12:02] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: please dont tell anyone, cuz then i'll feel likea ****head
Convo 4 i prepare Scot
[DM]Wicca: Hey scot§!
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Scot: ooh
[DM]Wicca: I think Arrow is pulling a prank on me
[DM]Wicca: no wait
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Wicca: No He told me
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Wicca: HAhAHAHA!
[DM]Wicca: Its like
* [DM]Scot facepalms
[DM]Wicca: He has this problem
[DM]Wicca: With
[DM]Wicca: Err
[DM]Wicca: his S**ual
[DM]Wicca: Ehm
[DM]Wicca: He has a mastubation Disease
[DM]Wicca: And he asked me if it was going to be problematic in terms of trainings...
[DM]Wicca: And battles
[DM]Wicca: Since he has to ... W**k... Every hour...
[DM]Scot: wtf?
[DM]Wicca: I was like WTF!
[DM]Wicca: Laughing hard!
[DM]Wicca: And then he got sad.. Or kinda embarrasd kinda
[DM]Wicca: So..
[DM]Wicca: Well anyway, now you know... I think its... Eeeky..
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: I told him to talk to you since your the second in command
[DM]Scot: no you didntt
[DM]Scot: **** you wicca
[DM]Wicca: WhaT!??!?!
[DM]Wicca: WHY!=
[DM]Wicca: I dont know what to ****ing do with it!
[DM]Scot: I DONT CARE
[DM]Scot: if he has a w**king problem, unfortunately
[DM]Scot: that is not our fault
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: I just..
[DM]Wicca: Im sorry it was to much for me to handle
[DM]Wicca: I cant take that...
[DM]Scot: youu think I CAN/
[DM]Scot: nub
[DM]Wicca: Your 2ic!
[DM]Wicca: FFS!
[DM]Wicca: I am a grunt!
[DM]Scot: i dont deal with ****ing w**king problems
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: Its weird, ive never heard about someone actually having it, but ive read about it
[DM]Wicca: must be strange...
Convo 5 Arrow gets scot
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey scot
[12:12] [DM]Scot: howdy
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: how are ya doing?
[12:12] [DM]Scot: good, yourself?
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of problem
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: which i feel I need to talk to you about
[12:13] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as you are pretty high into the command of our little NATO Army
[12:13] [DM]Scot: indeed
[12:14] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of disease
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and i think its quite a problem in terms of battles
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as they take some hours
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and yeah, i have to like, w**k, every hour
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992:
[12:15] [DM]Scot: right
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: what should i do with it
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i mean, during a battle its gonna be a bit**
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as i have to be afk every hour for a couple of minutes
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: wont that be a problem?
[12:16] [DM]Scot: erm, well
[12:17] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well?
Endings
[DM]Wicca: What is he saying to you?
[DM]Scot: wicca
[DM]Scot: if this is a joke
[DM]Wicca: What?
[DM]Scot: so help me god
[DM]Scot: im gonna kick you from this team
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Scot: in fact, i'll kick teh both of yous
[DM]Scot: for being eejits
[DM]Wicca: hahahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: Ah well it was good for the duration it lasted...
[DM]Wicca: Dude it was hilarious!
[DM]Scot:
[DM]Scot: i knew it was you
[DM]Wicca: We were pranking our PL
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: he was like
[DM]Wicca: Dude you should get 4 girlfriends!
[DM]Scot: hmm
[DM]Wicca: lolololl
[DM]Wicca: So see you next campaign then?
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: can we post up the logs on the forum for laughs?
[DM]Scot: go for it
[DM]Scot: brb
[DM]Wicca: kk
[DM]Scot: back
[DM]Wicca: What were you doing?
[DM]Wicca: Do you think it was a funny prank?
[DM]Scot: it was good
[DM]Wicca: Hey do you want to see what Tex wrote?
[DM]Scot: my first thought was ... i swear i had this disease after my girlfriend dumped me :P
[DM]Wicca: lol!
End
[12:19] [DM]Scot: b*stards the lot of you
[12:20] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hehehe sorry mate
[12:20] [DM]Scot: i knew wicca was up to summin
Comments
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: guess what?
[DM]Wicca: yarr?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a masturbational disease
[DM]Wicca: Orly
[DM]Wicca: ?
[DM]Wicca: What does that mean?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: Oreeeeeeeely
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Wicca: hehe
[DM]Wicca: Yes really!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have to masturbate, at least one time every hour
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: at first it was fun
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then it got so damn annoying
[DM]Wicca: OMG
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: every hour of the night waking up to do a quick wank
[DM]Wicca: lol
[DM]Wicca: hahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: Your joking!
[DM]Wicca: Tell me your joking
[DM]Wicca: I can see it now
[DM]Wicca: On the bus
[DM]Wicca: Wank wank
[DM]Wicca: Dude
[DM]Wicca: are you serious?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yes im ****ing serious
[DM]Wicca: Oh sorry
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i want to see a doctor about it
[DM]Wicca: Or you could just stop?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but im embarrassed
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: NO
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: thats the problem
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: if i dont do a quick wank every hour, i just cant sleep and shit like that
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: it wakes me up
[DM]Wicca: Hey, just do some work out
[DM]Wicca: Like running
[DM]Wicca: And situps
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but then still
[DM]Wicca: Just keep yourself active
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: its itching down there
[DM]Wicca: hmmm
[DM]Wicca: Does your family know?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: no
[DM]Wicca: Why are you telling me?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: because it is one big pile of bullshit that im telling you now?
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: ;D
[DM]Wicca: Dude!
[DM]Wicca: You should totally have run with it
[DM]Wicca: That you had that problem!
[DM]Wicca: Twas epic!
[DM]Wicca: COMON!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahah
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: :P
[DM]Wicca: Cant you fake it one someone else?!
[DM]Wicca: Like
[DM]Wicca: err
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i dunno
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Wicca: TEX!
[DM]Wicca: hahahaha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahahha
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: yeah xD
[DM]Wicca:
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: but ive never really spoken to tex on xfire
[DM]Wicca: I have
[DM]Wicca: Hold on
[DM]Wicca: I tell him
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: quite weird if i talk to him and then tell him about my masturbational disease :P
[PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hahaha okay xD
[DM]Wicca: And then you tell him that you have a problem
[DM]Wicca: okokkok
Convo 2 I prepare Tex
[DM]Wicca: Hey
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: I just kinda found out
[DM]Wicca: Something really akward
[DM]Wicca: I mean! REALLY!
[DM]Wicca: From arrow
[DM]Wicca: Errr
[DM]Wicca: Are you there?
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: yup
[DM]Wicca: Ok
[DM]Wicca: He told me
[DM]Wicca: In all confidence
[DM]Wicca: That he has a problem
[DM]Wicca: He has like this, masturbation Problem
[DM]Wicca: He has to do it one time each hour, and he said it was coming in the way of pubbing and such
[DM]Wicca: I mean
[DM]Wicca: I thought he was joking
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: No dude
[DM]Wicca: I was ****ing laughing too!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: sure you were
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: But he kinda got sad
[DM]Wicca: So i was like shit
[DM]Wicca: And he said he was embarrased of telling the doctor
[DM]Wicca: And i asked him if his family knew... He had only told me man!
[DM]Wicca: I mean why!!!
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lol
[DM]Wicca: Why does he tell me this
[PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: now you are doomed ^^
[DM]Wicca: Yarr
[DM]Wicca: Im going to be really awkward.
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: Im kinda sick now
[DM]Wicca: sooo
[DM]Wicca: I just told him to talk to you
[DM]Wicca: Good luck
Convo 3 Arrow Gets tex
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey tex..
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: hey
[12:00] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i have a kind of problem
[12:00] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: i already heard
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: lets talk about that later. gotta make a few calls
[12:01] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: funny stuff you have going on there btw
[12:02] [PR]NATO|TexTheAfk: maybe you should have 4 or 5 girlfriends at the same time. would be much more fun. anyway. i gtg. ttyl
[12:02] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: please dont tell anyone, cuz then i'll feel likea ****head
Convo 4 i prepare Scot
[DM]Wicca: Hey scot§!
[DM]Wicca: OMFG!
[DM]Scot: ooh
[DM]Wicca: I think Arrow is pulling a prank on me
[DM]Wicca: no wait
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Scot: OMG
[DM]Wicca: No He told me
[DM]Wicca: OMG!
[DM]Wicca: HAhAHAHA!
[DM]Wicca: Its like
* [DM]Scot facepalms
[DM]Wicca: He has this problem
[DM]Wicca: With
[DM]Wicca: Err
[DM]Wicca: his Sexual
[DM]Wicca: Ehm
[DM]Wicca: He has a masturbation Disease
[DM]Wicca: And he asked me if it was going to be problematic in terms of trainings...
[DM]Wicca: And battles
[DM]Wicca: Since he has to ... WAnk... Every hour...
[DM]Scot: wtf?
[DM]Wicca: I was like WTF!
[DM]Wicca: Laughing hard!
[DM]Wicca: And then he got sad.. Or kinda embarrasd kinda
[DM]Wicca: So..
[DM]Wicca: Well anyway, now you know... I think its... Eeeky..
[DM]Wicca: Yeah
[DM]Wicca: I told him to talk to you since your the second in command
[DM]Scot: no you didntt
[DM]Scot: **** you wicca
[DM]Wicca: WhaT!??!?!
[DM]Wicca: WHY!=
[DM]Wicca: I dont know what to ****ing do with it!
[DM]Scot: I DONT CARE
[DM]Scot: if he has a wanking problem, unfortunately
[DM]Scot: that is not our fault
[DM]Wicca: Well
[DM]Wicca: I just..
[DM]Wicca: Im sorry it was to much for me to handle
[DM]Wicca: I cant take that...
[DM]Scot: youu think I CAN/
[DM]Scot: nub
[DM]Wicca: Your 2ic!
[DM]Wicca: FFS!
[DM]Wicca: I am a grunt!
[DM]Scot: i dont deal with ****ing wanking problems
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: Its weird, ive never heard about someone actually having it, but ive read about it
[DM]Wicca: must be strange...
Convo 5 Arrow gets scot
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hey scot
[12:12] [DM]Scot: howdy
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: how are ya doing?
[12:12] [DM]Scot: good, yourself?
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of problem
[12:12] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: which i feel I need to talk to you about
[12:13] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as you are pretty high into the command of our little NATO Army
[12:13] [DM]Scot: indeed
[12:14] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well, i have some kind of disease
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and i think its quite a problem in terms of battles
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as they take some hours
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: and yeah, i have to like, wank, every hour
[12:15] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992:
[12:15] [DM]Scot: right
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: what should i do with it
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: i mean, during a battle its gonna be a bitch
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: as i have to be afk every hour for a couple of minutes
[12:16] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: wont that be a problem?
[12:16] [DM]Scot: erm, well
[12:17] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: well?
Endings
[DM]Wicca: What is he saying to you?
[DM]Scot: wicca
[DM]Scot: if this is a joke
[DM]Wicca: What?
[DM]Scot: so help me god
[DM]Scot: im gonna kick you from this team
[DM]Wicca: :P
[DM]Scot: in fact, i'll kick teh both of yous
[DM]Scot: for being eejits
[DM]Wicca: hahahahahaha
[DM]Wicca: Ah well it was good for the duration it lasted...
[DM]Wicca: Dude it was hilarious!
[DM]Scot:
[DM]Scot: i knew it was you
[DM]Wicca: We were pranking our PL
[DM]Wicca: Tex
[DM]Wicca: he was like
[DM]Wicca: Dude you should get 4 girlfriends!
[DM]Scot: hmm
[DM]Wicca: lolololl
[DM]Wicca: So see you next campaign then?
[DM]Scot: :P
[DM]Wicca: can we post up the logs on the forum for laughs?
[DM]Scot: go for it
[DM]Scot: brb
[DM]Wicca: kk
[DM]Scot: back
[DM]Wicca: What were you doing?
[DM]Wicca: Do you think it was a funny prank?
[DM]Scot: it was good
[DM]Wicca: Hey do you want to see what Tex wrote?
[DM]Scot: my first thought was ... i swear i had this disease after my girlfriend dumped me :P
[DM]Wicca: lol!
End
[12:19] [DM]Scot: bastards the lot of you
[12:20] [PR]NATO|Arrow1992: hehehe sorry mate
[12:20] [DM]Scot: i knew wicca was up to summin
anyways....
exept no one, failed, just wanted to show this off :P
lol, feisar pwn just like me huh?
Little kid in the background FUCKIN GOIN CRAZEY!!!!
Any suggestions?