Have no fear, I'll jam those chainsaws. Raspberry outta do the trick.
Raspberry? *Manly laugh* This is a piece of technology that has powers that your little brain will never handle. *brings out ULTRA MEGA MOTHERFUCKA 6.99 ZOLTRON POWER*
Raspberry? *Manly laugh* This is a piece of technology that has powers that your little brain will never handle. *brings out ULTRA MEGA MOTHERFUCKA 6.99 ZOLTRON POWER*
Maybe rysterf could jam the chainsaws with his ribs.
Unless he doesn't feels like it, then we'll just ask nukem to headbut it.
You'll have a broken chainsaw but you'll surely give nukem a nice little scar!
Pancreatic adenocarcinomas mean age of onset is 55, and is almost unheard of at this age range. That, and the alleged one year time-line is off.
In 90% of cases, patients are diagnosed after they have a locally advanced neoplasm, or metastatis to the liver/lung. For these 90% of cases, in only 10-20% are considered surgically resectable. In these rare (lucky) cases, chemotherapy (usually using 5-flourouracil and/or gemcitabine) following pancreaticoduodenectomy gives survival lifetimes of about 40% after 2 years, and 25% after 5 years. In the 80-90% cases of advanced stage diagnosis, even with chemotherapy, survival rate after 5 years is less than 2% (mean 6 - 7 months).
As such, a one year diagnosis doesn't make sense. If it's one of the lucky (resectable) cases, a diagnosis of "about 2 years" would be expected. If it's one of the "too late" cases, a diagnosis of "about 6 months" would be expected.
Finally, people with cancer rarely choose to broadcast it to the world. It doesn't garner genuine sympathy from strangers, and it tends to disrupt existing interpersonal relationships (since the patient frequently becomes defined by the illness).
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Group hug! Everyone get in here!
Then I don't want to hug you.
But I don't want to hug Demoncard either, so don't worry.
This is what happens when you have a death wish.
Unless he doesn't feels like it, then we'll just ask nukem to headbut it.
You'll have a broken chainsaw but you'll surely give nukem a nice little scar!
Flower!
xD I love Don Hertzfeldt.
Pretty much, but I honestly don't think he has it either. I would feel really terrible if it ended up being true.
Pancreatic adenocarcinomas mean age of onset is 55, and is almost unheard of at this age range. That, and the alleged one year time-line is off.
In 90% of cases, patients are diagnosed after they have a locally advanced neoplasm, or metastatis to the liver/lung. For these 90% of cases, in only 10-20% are considered surgically resectable. In these rare (lucky) cases, chemotherapy (usually using 5-flourouracil and/or gemcitabine) following pancreaticoduodenectomy gives survival lifetimes of about 40% after 2 years, and 25% after 5 years. In the 80-90% cases of advanced stage diagnosis, even with chemotherapy, survival rate after 5 years is less than 2% (mean 6 - 7 months).
As such, a one year diagnosis doesn't make sense. If it's one of the lucky (resectable) cases, a diagnosis of "about 2 years" would be expected. If it's one of the "too late" cases, a diagnosis of "about 6 months" would be expected.
Finally, people with cancer rarely choose to broadcast it to the world. It doesn't garner genuine sympathy from strangers, and it tends to disrupt existing interpersonal relationships (since the patient frequently becomes defined by the illness).
Dont you dare click that. you have been warned.