Quotes
This is a thread about quotes from other people. It must have been someone from the gaming community, however. So, instead of using them as your signature, you can post them here to remember forever. 
I'll start.

I'll start.
*Snowfire789 Enters Game*
Deflun: Oh look it's Captain Irunatzombiesandlivewhileyoualldie
*During a zombie invasion in which 5-6 others are losing a base to the zed, and SnowFire is running around some 300-400 meters away from the base.
Someone: SNOWFIRE COME HELP US.
vt?? The enemy has taken our base!
SnowFire789: If you're having zombie problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but the infected ain't one.
Comments
Doobydoo142: are those tentacles?
DEATHBORN: what made you say that?
Doobydoo142: I've been watching a lot of alien movies lately...
Tyler178 (who is known as numbuh178 on these forums) : Alien porn you mea-
DEATHBORN: TENTACLE RAAAAPE!!!!
Everyone on voice chat: lololololol.
A fellow teammate promptly responded to my presence: "Oh hi there, I couldn't see you in that TANK you have INSIDE OUR BASE."
However, while we were flying, I decided to leroy jenkins, as always, and threw a grenade. The chopper promptly nosedived into the edge of the building, just below a window, and exploded.
Everyone died, except me and Zar. We survived by standing on the very edge of a wall, where' two lsbs met. Kinda like so:
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T
And we were on the T part.
Badum, tish.
*massive battle between zombies and players. Someone dies.*
SnowFire789: Ohey, zombie thar. They bite if you get too close.
Died person: ORLY? THANKS.
Actually, that fits the theme perfectly well.