---ask me anything--
You! dear reader, yes you! have the chance to ask me, zaxxman, anything you want to!
I reserve the right not to answer questions if they are obscene, batteries not included
On a final note, welcome to my office
Sucky sucky $5
I cheaper than deathborn =D
I reserve the right not to answer questions if they are obscene, batteries not included
On a final note, welcome to my office
Sucky sucky $5
I cheaper than deathborn =D
Comments
now Zaxx, answer my question! Are you actually Zeph?
Does Spin rape roadkill?
Signal-> no, the stig is a man in a white leather suit
Dond->
neow-> no. i endorse not being affiliated with zephyr
Fast-> Of course not, but he can clean dishes and have his reward meal outside the fire exit
Demon-> Deflun is a lot of things, but not orlando bloom
Spin-> Yes
Dond (2nd)-> yes
Neow (2nd)-> i cant take 5 bucks, i dont know what they are, and no im not zephyr
Demon (2nd)-> No, the roadkill rapes spin
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Demoncard-> No
ravers-> Coconuts always migrate, they drop into the sea, or get put in coconut shy's, then they go to someones house, get put in a bin and end up in landfill.
How can a man like me remain in the light?
If life is really as short as they say, then why is the night so long?
repent the ways of the dark side, or keep your lightswitch in the on position
The night is only so long now as it is winter, in a few months the night will be shorter
You stab people with them if they are pointy enough.
Stay in the dark. Insects are attracted to the light, and it's better to be a ninja.
Ninjas.
This would've been cooler if someone got the reference. Oh well, thanks for trying.
.::Edit::.
Is being banned from TWM serious!?
I dont know.
Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soybean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture removers van as it attempted to make its way home.
Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman.
"Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.
Thank you Sickipedia.org
You piece them together to increase your life gauge.
GYPSY FAILURE.
Demon-> Because you were on the same side
The chicken crossed the road to escape from me, and my bioderm associates.
I'd post a fail pic, but alas, Lord Eehk has persuaded me not to.