Newpork Daily Times (FIRST PAPER!!)

"All the News That's Fit to Print" NEWPORK DAILY TIMES

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"FIRE FIRE FIRE!"
Said Bear, running in fear towards Newpork.
A very large supply of TNT owned by an unknown
individual seemed to have taken off today at 4:01PM.
A very large and epic forest fire had broke loose,
devouring all the trees in the land...

"I was strolling by trying to find a place to set up camp,
when I heard a loud explosion off to the east of Newpork...
It was... unbelievable!"


The fire has spread through and pass Newpork destroying many wooden homes and forests, Townsfolk are confused on what to do.
Suspected mercenaries believe that Dudebot may have been responsible
for stashing the rather large stash of TNT at a nearby forest.
Department of Agriculture and Department of Landscape say,
'as if hiding the stash in a deep cave wasn't good enough...'

Scouts have supposedly found 427 items of shrooms and drugs scattered
along the land where the tnt was stashed. The suspected citizen
may have been running a massive drug lab in the area.

More reports and updates soon, to You!
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