So here's the story... I was playing EVE Online, and me and my friend Gatawonka decided to do some recruiting for my corp. After an hour or so of "oh I need to think about it" we got bored, so we decided to piss off the locals. So I persuaded some random guy to come to to where we were. (More than once actually) And this is what happened after he came:
Tux Penquin > why follow?
Blnukem 192 > Why not.
Tux Penquin > its like stalking... but better :)
Tux Penquin > dude wtf? whats with all the ships?
Blnukem 192 > It's a freaking party.
Blnukem 192 > Didn't you know?
Tux Penquin > about?
Blnukem 192 > Err.... Lol... That's the problem. It has not point.
Tux Penquin > first time ever had stalkers...
Blnukem 192 > Lol
Blnukem 192 > Fine. Run. :P
Tux Penquin > oh shit... u still follow from warp?
Tux Penquin > yes did i steal ur stuff?
Tux Penquin > or is it still there?
Blnukem 192 > I wasn't evening paying attention to where you warped you.
Blnukem 192 > And you didn't steal anything.
Blnukem 192 > Even if you did, my cruiser doesn't have guns on it. It's a salvager cruiser.
Tux Penquin > okay coming back was it CHavan 11?
Blnukem 192 > Yeah
Tux Penquin > where are u at chavan 2
Blnukem 192 > Chaven II - Asteroid Belt 1
Tux Penquin > okay warping
Tux Penquin > how to steal stuff
Blnukem 192 > Just double click the can and put the item in your cargo hold
Tux Penquin > so ureally don't have any weapons
Blnukem 192 > Nope
Tux Penquin > WHAT THE FUCK
Tux Penquin > PLEASE STOP
Blnukem 192 > I'm not the one shooting you.
Tux Penquin > heres cargo
Tux Penquin > serously, what to do if have flame?
Blnukem 192 > Repair it.
Tux Penquin > are u going to follow me and kill me
Blnukem 192 > I don't have weapons.
Tux Penquin > then who was other dude?
Blnukem 192 > Some trigger happy mother fucker.
Tux Penquin > can u get him on channel
Blnukem 192 > Done
Gatawonka > Hi
Tux Penquin > FUCK U U MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH
Gatawonka > :'(
Blnukem 192 > LOL
Tux Penquin > GO SUCK UR MOMS COCK
Gatawonka > i dont destroy you relax
Tux Penquin > OH FUCKING SHIT UR RIGHT BESIDE ME
Gatawonka > Lol
Tux Penquin > YEAH, but u could have
Blnukem 192 > lol
Gatawonka > no i stop before
Blnukem 192 > If I was shooting you, I wouldn't of stopped.
Tux Penquin > okay but can gatawonka still attack me?
Blnukem 192 > No
Gatawonka > you are lucky he dont have gun
Tux Penquin > i don't have a gun :(
Gatawonka > i cant shot on you right now its ok
Tux Penquin > watcha mean i sea u
Gatawonka > i can lock you but dont shoot
Tux Penquin > why can't u shoot
Blnukem 192 > Wait dude.
Blnukem 192 > I got armor reppers
Gatawonka > if i shot on you the general destroy me
Tux Penquin > WHAT THE FUCK
Gatawonka > itys not me
Tux Penquin > i know tis nto stupid
Tux Penquin > WHAT THE FUCK U MOTHER FUCKING BITCH?!
Blnukem 192 > Lol....
Gatawonka > :'(
Tux Penquin > U OWE ME KNEW SHIP
Blnukem 192 > Lol... For that entertainment, I don't mind giving you the pennies to rebuy that piece of crap.
Tux Penquin > well then give me antoher 3 mil
Tux Penquin > so can buy better ship
Blnukem 192 > Just because of that, you can screw yourself. That frigate isn't even worth half a mil.
Tux Penquin > I KNOW ITS not, what does agression countdown mean?
Blnukem 192 > Means I can kill you again.
Tux Penquin > OH FUCK
Tux Penquin > so ur friends can kill u to?
Blnukem 192 > They can kill you.
Blnukem 192 > Not me.
Tux Penquin > will it ever stop
Blnukem 192 > When you apologized.
Blnukem 192 > Apologize*
Blnukem 192 > For cursing at me.
Tux Penquin > look, i'm sorry
Tux Penquin > i didn't curse at u i curse at other dude
Tux Penquin > can u please give me replacement money? again, sorry.
Blnukem 192 > There, was that so difficult? Dock and I'll give you a replacement ship.
Tux Penquin > okay, i docked thx dude. again, sorry
Tux Penquin > what was the name of place
Blnukem 192 > Chaven
Tux Penquin > what station
Blnukem 192 > There's only one station in the system
Tux Penquin > is ur computer laggy tonight?
Blnukem 192 > It's been laggy all week I'm afraid. CCP must be fucking around with the servers.
Tux Penquin > u still in station?
Tux Penquin > just finished warping to chaven
Blnukem 192 > Then hurry and dock, I don't have all day.
Tux Penquin > okay thanks i got it
Blnukem 192 > Np. And as a word of advice, don't trust anyone in EVE.
Blnukem 192 > Also... Don't steal people's things, or you die.
Tux Penquin > okay. thanks again for ship, stole stuff before and nothing happened..
Funny huh? I love how I'm such an asshole to everyone.
Oh and I lied about things like "oh I can't attack you!" when I really could, just to piss him off.
So things can be clearer, after Gata shot him and he flew away, I docked to mount some turrets and I pwnd him.
Funny as hell. I wish I recorded the whole thing, I just recorded the begining.
I'll post the recording later.
What is EVE and how do you get it?
Also, is it monthly payments or free?
It's an MMO, so of course there will be monthly payments. And go to http://www.eve-online.com for the trial or to subscribe. If you don't have patience *looks at Dark Dragon DX* then this game isn't for you, since it actually requires you to learn how to play it.
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See what boredom does to you?
it is pointless to resist :P
has this ever happened before?
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not that im aware of...
lol...
Funny huh? I love how I'm such an asshole to everyone.
Oh and I lied about things like "oh I can't attack you!" when I really could, just to piss him off.
So things can be clearer, after Gata shot him and he flew away, I docked to mount some turrets and I pwnd him.
Funny as hell. I wish I recorded the whole thing, I just recorded the begining.
I'll post the recording later.
Also, is it monthly payments or free?
It's an MMO, so of course there will be monthly payments. And go to http://www.eve-online.com for the trial or to subscribe. If you don't have patience *looks at Dark Dragon DX* then this game isn't for you, since it actually requires you to learn how to play it.
Lol
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SH** SH** SH** the F*** balls are getting huge SH** :eek:
Look it up on google... It's 3D... Where the fuck did you get the idea of it being text-based?
:eek: :eek: :eek: ...............
/explode
look below his post, and you'll see why i dont want you to tell him, its god awful long already... O_o