Middlesex, NJ
As most of you know, I'm Italian, and you may have also noticed that I'm probably the biggest asshole in T2's construction community. My town, Middlesex is full of jackasses like me. (Holy fuck... A town of Blnukems?!) So a friend of mine recently found a description of Middlesex, and it is the funniest thing I have ever read. Because it's sadly true. 
Middlesex, New Jersey:
"A small town located between Bound Brook and Green Brook New Jersey. This town is full not only of guidos but STD's as well. These are a bunch of snotty white kids who's heads are so far up their ass they can't see what they're doing.
A town that is full of tough guys. They act tough to everyone and nothing scares them. They are all hardasses and don't give a damn. They are known for their whiteouts and sick chants and the roller coaster at halftime. They will put any other fans to shame asbling as the situation presents itself. This is all with the help of the loudest man alive who currently lives there."
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Middlesex
Middlesex, New Jersey:
"A small town located between Bound Brook and Green Brook New Jersey. This town is full not only of guidos but STD's as well. These are a bunch of snotty white kids who's heads are so far up their ass they can't see what they're doing.
A town that is full of tough guys. They act tough to everyone and nothing scares them. They are all hardasses and don't give a damn. They are known for their whiteouts and sick chants and the roller coaster at halftime. They will put any other fans to shame asbling as the situation presents itself. This is all with the help of the loudest man alive who currently lives there."
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Middlesex
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