Deflun Drunk Moment.
Deflun entered chat.
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i mean
Deflun: happy birthday
Zipperdude: lol
Deflun: mister president
Deflun: happy birthday tooo youuuu
Zipperdude: New Steam Trade Update is weird
Zipperdude: Changed the look of the UI
Deflun: shit man marilyn sings like she just took two fucking acids
[BH]DoobyDoo142: hey
[BH]DoobyDoo142: does anyone wanna play L4D2?
[BH]DoobyDoo142: on advanced
[BH]DoobyDoo142: ?
Zipperdude: I dun have it. :C
Deflun: dooby noone wants to play with you
[BH]DoobyDoo142: GET IT
Deflun: that's why you invited me
[BH]DoobyDoo142: wut?
Deflun: because I'm the only one who gives you proper attention
[BH]DoobyDoo142: lol
Deflun: it's alright
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i feel loved
Deflun: you can be my little brother
[BH]DoobyDoo142: XD
Deflun: I'll beat the shit out of you
Deflun: steal your money
Deflun: your weed
Zipperdude: WTF IS THIS
Zipperdude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdRsDt3aGk&NR=1
[BH]DoobyDoo142: actualy i have 2 older brothers
Zipperdude: WTF
Deflun: break your fucking transport card so you have to spend 4 hours in a fucking line waiting for a new one
Deflun: loose your key so you have to sleep outside the bloody house
Deflun: damn my fucking older brother
Deflun: Im so happy he's gone
Deflun: fuck I miss him
Zipperdude: LOL
Deflun: nah fuck him
Zipperdude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdRsDt3aGk&NR=1
[BH]DoobyDoo142: what the hell kind of mod is that o_O
Zipperdude: I have no clue.
Zipperdude: Surprice Buttsecks
Zipperdude: lol
[BH]DoobyDoo142: lol
[BH]DoobyDoo142: right
[BH]DoobyDoo142: well
Deflun: bastard never gave me my weed back
Deflun: said he'd give it asap
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i guess ill just play online with the hackers and douche bags
Deflun: YEHA RIGHT
Deflun: now that you have your own home you don't care about the debts you had in your older home do ya you bloody bastard?
Deflun: damn you!
Deflun: damn him!
Deflun: arghhgrhaghrhgahg
Deflun: *hungs up phone*
Deflun: motherfucker never gave me my joint back
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: he thinks good shit is easy to get around here?, it's a fucking desert man this is worse than singapure for fucks sake
Deflun: the nice thing about bars is that they let you pay and drool for a while before you have to fuck off
Deflun: sooner or later, we all have to fuck off
Deflun: this world wouldn't be the same if we didn't have to fuck off eventually
[BH]DoobyDoo142: we switched roles here deflun, now YOUR the one who is lonely in the chat room and wont stfu
Deflun: it would be JUST SO MUCH FUCKING NICER BUT FUCK THAT
Deflun: dude I always do that
Deflun: that's the point of this group anyway
[BH]DoobyDoo142: dude
[BH]DoobyDoo142:
Zipperdude: LOLWTF
Deflun: by 2014 half of us will be dead/overweight
Zipperdude: How the hell did the conversation get to this point.
Deflun: what
Deflun: don't look at me
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: when I let YOU guys get the hang of the conversation
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i just now jumped in
Deflun: you end up talking about spies
Deflun: and lard
[BH]DoobyDoo142: what conversation?
Zipperdude: ...
Deflun: THIS conversation
Deflun: it just begun
[BH]DoobyDoo142: deflun is the only one talking about anything?
Deflun: we're talking about lard
[BH]DoobyDoo142: wat ever
Deflun: shut the fuck up and let me talk about lard
Deflun: you're trying to hijack my conversation uh?!?!
Deflun: couldn't stand not being the center of attention
Deflun: WELL IT'S MY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES NOW!
Deflun: DADADADAD
Zipperdude: I am seriously laughing my ass off right now.
Deflun: alright now I'm dizzy
Deflun: you know the good thing about chinese food is that you don't have to be chinese TO EAT THIS FUCKING FOOD THAT AINT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH CHINESE
Deflun: NOT IN TWO COUNTRIES THERE'S THE SAME CHINESE FOOD, HOW IS THAT CHINESE FOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE?!
[BH]DoobyDoo142 is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.
Deflun: IF I GO TO CHINA NOBODY WILL FUCKING KNOW WHAT I EAT BECAUSE THIS SHIT ONLY EXISTS IN CHILE, THAT DON'T MAKE ME WANT TO GO TO CHINA!
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i cant fucking tell if hes trolling or if he realy is pissed
Zipperdude: Or Drunk
[BH]DoobyDoo142: now stfu im trying to play blood harvest
Deflun: china has the worst public relations anyway
Deflun: they make toys that break
Deflun: remotes with missing/uneeded buttons
Thalagyrt: deflun do you need emergency assistance
Deflun: Yes please
[BH]Tyler 178: lol
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: could you send it to me via chat?
Deflun: there should be a steam 911
Deflun: like "HEY MY FUCKING HOUSE'S ON FIRE"
[BH]Tyler 178: ./911 deflun
Thalagyrt sends deflun a wonton via airmail
Deflun: "why didn't you call 911?"
Deflun: "FUCK THAT MY MOM'S USING THE PHONE"
Zipperdude: rofl
Deflun: being drunk is quite relative
Deflun: I could be just calling the attention
Deflun: being teh lonely little grain of sand that I'am
Deflun: or you could all be fucking drunk
Deflun: hallucinating me
Deflun: thinking there's some latin idiot talking about any shit that crosses his mind
Deflun: that can barely put english sentences together
Deflun: how does that even makes sense!
Zipperdude: This would be way funnier if this was on Voice Chat.
Deflun: then you'd be laughing at me replacing half the words with chilean slur talking about chinese food..
Deflun: anyway my five minutes are done
Deflun: now I'll just balance this drunkness with a joint
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: if I don't fall asleep/unconscious I'll just play dwarf fortress
Zipperdude: Im going to record this, and send it to you later
Deflun: dwarves are very understanding when it comes to being high
Deflun: lol, like that'll surprise me
Thalagyrt: dicksmash mcironhammer
Deflun: you should see me talking to my north american friends!
Deflun: in steam
Deflun: OH WAIT THAT'S YOU GUYS
Deflun: I'm such a maniac anyway
[BH]DEATHBORN: .. aside from me... im from teh uk
Deflun: I need a hug
Deflun: yes, well that's north from south america
Deflun: from my point of view
Thalagyrt brohugs deflun
Deflun: you're north american
[BH]DEATHBORN: oh... thats juuust dandy... >_>
Deflun: I don't care if you're diagonally north from me
Zipperdude: DEFLUN
Deflun: we're all fucking americans anyway
Thalagyrt: lmao
Deflun: europeans died with the romans
Zipperdude: LOL
Thalagyrt: deflun how many drinks have you had
Deflun: not many
Deflun: yesterday however it was mad
Thalagyrt: you should have some more
Deflun: we went out to buy weed
Thalagyrt: be a man and down 10 shots of vodka
Deflun: and this shit ended up happening at like 3am
Deflun: we must have rolled some four joints..
Deflun: all nice shit
Deflun: and there I was at 3:30 am telling my friend I've got classes tomorrow
Zipperdude: Im posting this on TC Forums.
Zipperdude: Its way to funny
Deflun: what
Thalagyrt: i need to head home
Thalagyrt: zipp
Zipperdude: The Conversatoin
Zipperdude: Hai
Thalagyrt: i demand logs
Thalagyrt: lol
Deflun: there's nothing funny about realizing you're outside your warm bed at 3am buying weed at some strangers house!
Zipperdude: Alright
Deflun: WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING IN A BAR ANYWAY
Deflun: we ended up in a bar!
Deflun: we went to the back
Deflun: and there was a table full of drunk assholes enjoying their lives
Deflun: and the dealer was like "yeah have a seat!"
Deflun: we all stayed out from the table though, we weren't anyway near as fucked up as the guys on the table
Deflun: you've got to know your table etiquette anyway
Deflun: you have to go to the leveling table
Deflun: to get slightly as fucked up as they are
Deflun: which I was.. five minutes ago
Deflun: damn those assholes were fucked up
Zipperdude: You done?
Deflun: yeah, we didn't stay long
Thalagyrt disconnected.
[BH]DEATHBORN: ...
[BH]DEATHBORN: er
[BH]DEATHBORN: ..
Deflun: anyway
Deflun: how'd I get home
Deflun:
Deflun: fucking chinese food I love this shit
Deflun: the best part of the day was waking up at 8am with a big "how the fuck I got here" face
Deflun: then I was at 11am in class with the same fucking fake
Deflun: face*
Deflun: the new teacher is a slowpoke
Deflun: he spent the whole fucking class talking about something we were taught in a general class last year
Deflun: for fucks sake we were about to start using sound equipment for this semester but they change the teacher and the new one thinks we're straight out of school
Deflun: starts talking about the jazz singer WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE ABOUT THAT FUCKING DINOSAUR MOVIE THERE'S BEEN SOUND IN MOVIES FOR OVER SEVENTY FUCKING YEARS JUST TEACH ME HOW TO USE A FUCKING MAIKEE
Deflun: I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU START TALKING TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IN MOVIES BEFORE SOUND AND SYNC WE'RE NOT FUCKING LEARNING HOW TO COMPOSE A DAMN SCORE
Deflun: I DON"T CARE ABOUT THE MUSIC THEY USED IN CHAPLIN ASSHOLE IN FACT I DOn"T CARE ABOUT ANY MUSIC BECAUSE I'M AN UNGRATEFUL PRICK
Deflun: good night
Zipperdude: Nite.
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i mean
Deflun: happy birthday
Zipperdude: lol
Deflun: mister president
Deflun: happy birthday tooo youuuu
Zipperdude: New Steam Trade Update is weird
Zipperdude: Changed the look of the UI
Deflun: shit man marilyn sings like she just took two fucking acids
[BH]DoobyDoo142: hey
[BH]DoobyDoo142: does anyone wanna play L4D2?
[BH]DoobyDoo142: on advanced
[BH]DoobyDoo142: ?
Zipperdude: I dun have it. :C
Deflun: dooby noone wants to play with you
[BH]DoobyDoo142: GET IT
Deflun: that's why you invited me
[BH]DoobyDoo142: wut?
Deflun: because I'm the only one who gives you proper attention
[BH]DoobyDoo142: lol
Deflun: it's alright
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i feel loved
Deflun: you can be my little brother
[BH]DoobyDoo142: XD
Deflun: I'll beat the shit out of you
Deflun: steal your money
Deflun: your weed
Zipperdude: WTF IS THIS
Zipperdude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdRsDt3aGk&NR=1
[BH]DoobyDoo142: actualy i have 2 older brothers
Zipperdude: WTF
Deflun: break your fucking transport card so you have to spend 4 hours in a fucking line waiting for a new one
Deflun: loose your key so you have to sleep outside the bloody house
Deflun: damn my fucking older brother
Deflun: Im so happy he's gone
Deflun: fuck I miss him
Zipperdude: LOL
Deflun: nah fuck him
Zipperdude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdRsDt3aGk&NR=1
[BH]DoobyDoo142: what the hell kind of mod is that o_O
Zipperdude: I have no clue.
Zipperdude: Surprice Buttsecks
Zipperdude: lol
[BH]DoobyDoo142: lol
[BH]DoobyDoo142: right
[BH]DoobyDoo142: well
Deflun: bastard never gave me my weed back
Deflun: said he'd give it asap
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i guess ill just play online with the hackers and douche bags
Deflun: YEHA RIGHT
Deflun: now that you have your own home you don't care about the debts you had in your older home do ya you bloody bastard?
Deflun: damn you!
Deflun: damn him!
Deflun: arghhgrhaghrhgahg
Deflun: *hungs up phone*
Deflun: motherfucker never gave me my joint back
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: he thinks good shit is easy to get around here?, it's a fucking desert man this is worse than singapure for fucks sake
Deflun: the nice thing about bars is that they let you pay and drool for a while before you have to fuck off
Deflun: sooner or later, we all have to fuck off
Deflun: this world wouldn't be the same if we didn't have to fuck off eventually
[BH]DoobyDoo142: we switched roles here deflun, now YOUR the one who is lonely in the chat room and wont stfu
Deflun: it would be JUST SO MUCH FUCKING NICER BUT FUCK THAT
Deflun: dude I always do that
Deflun: that's the point of this group anyway
[BH]DoobyDoo142: dude
[BH]DoobyDoo142:
Zipperdude: LOLWTF
Deflun: by 2014 half of us will be dead/overweight
Zipperdude: How the hell did the conversation get to this point.
Deflun: what
Deflun: don't look at me
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: when I let YOU guys get the hang of the conversation
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i just now jumped in
Deflun: you end up talking about spies
Deflun: and lard
[BH]DoobyDoo142: what conversation?
Zipperdude: ...
Deflun: THIS conversation
Deflun: it just begun
[BH]DoobyDoo142: deflun is the only one talking about anything?
Deflun: we're talking about lard
[BH]DoobyDoo142: wat ever
Deflun: shut the fuck up and let me talk about lard
Deflun: you're trying to hijack my conversation uh?!?!
Deflun: couldn't stand not being the center of attention
Deflun: WELL IT'S MY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES NOW!
Deflun: DADADADAD
Zipperdude: I am seriously laughing my ass off right now.
Deflun: alright now I'm dizzy
Deflun: you know the good thing about chinese food is that you don't have to be chinese TO EAT THIS FUCKING FOOD THAT AINT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH CHINESE
Deflun: NOT IN TWO COUNTRIES THERE'S THE SAME CHINESE FOOD, HOW IS THAT CHINESE FOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE?!
[BH]DoobyDoo142 is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.
Deflun: IF I GO TO CHINA NOBODY WILL FUCKING KNOW WHAT I EAT BECAUSE THIS SHIT ONLY EXISTS IN CHILE, THAT DON'T MAKE ME WANT TO GO TO CHINA!
[BH]DoobyDoo142: i cant fucking tell if hes trolling or if he realy is pissed
Zipperdude: Or Drunk
[BH]DoobyDoo142: now stfu im trying to play blood harvest
Deflun: china has the worst public relations anyway
Deflun: they make toys that break
Deflun: remotes with missing/uneeded buttons
Thalagyrt: deflun do you need emergency assistance
Deflun: Yes please
[BH]Tyler 178: lol
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: could you send it to me via chat?
Deflun: there should be a steam 911
Deflun: like "HEY MY FUCKING HOUSE'S ON FIRE"
[BH]Tyler 178: ./911 deflun
Thalagyrt sends deflun a wonton via airmail
Deflun: "why didn't you call 911?"
Deflun: "FUCK THAT MY MOM'S USING THE PHONE"
Zipperdude: rofl
Deflun: being drunk is quite relative
Deflun: I could be just calling the attention
Deflun: being teh lonely little grain of sand that I'am
Deflun: or you could all be fucking drunk
Deflun: hallucinating me
Deflun: thinking there's some latin idiot talking about any shit that crosses his mind
Deflun: that can barely put english sentences together
Deflun: how does that even makes sense!
Zipperdude: This would be way funnier if this was on Voice Chat.
Deflun: then you'd be laughing at me replacing half the words with chilean slur talking about chinese food..
Deflun: anyway my five minutes are done
Deflun: now I'll just balance this drunkness with a joint
Zipperdude: lmao
Deflun: if I don't fall asleep/unconscious I'll just play dwarf fortress
Zipperdude: Im going to record this, and send it to you later
Deflun: dwarves are very understanding when it comes to being high
Deflun: lol, like that'll surprise me
Thalagyrt: dicksmash mcironhammer
Deflun: you should see me talking to my north american friends!
Deflun: in steam
Deflun: OH WAIT THAT'S YOU GUYS
Deflun: I'm such a maniac anyway
[BH]DEATHBORN: .. aside from me... im from teh uk
Deflun: I need a hug
Deflun: yes, well that's north from south america
Deflun: from my point of view
Thalagyrt brohugs deflun
Deflun: you're north american
[BH]DEATHBORN: oh... thats juuust dandy... >_>
Deflun: I don't care if you're diagonally north from me
Zipperdude: DEFLUN
Deflun: we're all fucking americans anyway
Thalagyrt: lmao
Deflun: europeans died with the romans
Zipperdude: LOL
Thalagyrt: deflun how many drinks have you had
Deflun: not many
Deflun: yesterday however it was mad
Thalagyrt: you should have some more
Deflun: we went out to buy weed
Thalagyrt: be a man and down 10 shots of vodka
Deflun: and this shit ended up happening at like 3am
Deflun: we must have rolled some four joints..
Deflun: all nice shit
Deflun: and there I was at 3:30 am telling my friend I've got classes tomorrow
Zipperdude: Im posting this on TC Forums.
Zipperdude: Its way to funny
Deflun: what
Thalagyrt: i need to head home
Thalagyrt: zipp
Zipperdude: The Conversatoin
Zipperdude: Hai
Thalagyrt: i demand logs
Thalagyrt: lol
Deflun: there's nothing funny about realizing you're outside your warm bed at 3am buying weed at some strangers house!
Zipperdude: Alright
Deflun: WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING IN A BAR ANYWAY
Deflun: we ended up in a bar!
Deflun: we went to the back
Deflun: and there was a table full of drunk assholes enjoying their lives
Deflun: and the dealer was like "yeah have a seat!"
Deflun: we all stayed out from the table though, we weren't anyway near as fucked up as the guys on the table
Deflun: you've got to know your table etiquette anyway
Deflun: you have to go to the leveling table
Deflun: to get slightly as fucked up as they are
Deflun: which I was.. five minutes ago
Deflun: damn those assholes were fucked up
Zipperdude: You done?
Deflun: yeah, we didn't stay long
Thalagyrt disconnected.
[BH]DEATHBORN: ...
[BH]DEATHBORN: er
[BH]DEATHBORN: ..
Deflun: anyway
Deflun: how'd I get home
Deflun:
Deflun: fucking chinese food I love this shit
Deflun: the best part of the day was waking up at 8am with a big "how the fuck I got here" face
Deflun: then I was at 11am in class with the same fucking fake
Deflun: face*
Deflun: the new teacher is a slowpoke
Deflun: he spent the whole fucking class talking about something we were taught in a general class last year
Deflun: for fucks sake we were about to start using sound equipment for this semester but they change the teacher and the new one thinks we're straight out of school
Deflun: starts talking about the jazz singer WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE ABOUT THAT FUCKING DINOSAUR MOVIE THERE'S BEEN SOUND IN MOVIES FOR OVER SEVENTY FUCKING YEARS JUST TEACH ME HOW TO USE A FUCKING MAIKEE
Deflun: I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU START TALKING TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IN MOVIES BEFORE SOUND AND SYNC WE'RE NOT FUCKING LEARNING HOW TO COMPOSE A DAMN SCORE
Deflun: I DON"T CARE ABOUT THE MUSIC THEY USED IN CHAPLIN ASSHOLE IN FACT I DOn"T CARE ABOUT ANY MUSIC BECAUSE I'M AN UNGRATEFUL PRICK
Deflun: good night
Zipperdude: Nite.
Comments
whoever's deserving of my fisting... knows he has it comming... :cool:
or mine, when it occurs to me that either the chats too slow or not on fire.