I was just chillin' in a battlefield, being badass, thinking about how great i am. Then i thought, how could i make this awesome day better?
I suddenly reached into the ground, rummaged my hands through the soil. The bitchass soldier-newbs around me were watching, wondering what i was doing, and how i was able to just punch into the ground and get to my elbow. I then suddenly pulled a large metal object from the earth. It was covered in dirt.
I took a deep massive breath, and blew all the dirt off it, the force of the wind comically killed a few gawking soldiers (think cartoon. ). The object bore the radioactive symbol. I smiled at the men, now horrified at the realization of what it was.
Me and Colonel Hardbrook continued to bull shit with each other for a few minutes as we rolled through the streets of Sydney. The thing that got me was it was quiet, too quiet actually. It wasnt even an occasional pop shot on a normal quiet, there was zero creature activity anywhere near our convoy. She was planning something.
"Aweful quiet isnt it?" Colonel hardbrook said as he pulled me out of my apparently deep gaze into the sling hook on the back of the apc.
"yea." I said as i looked around the area slowly.
A feeling surged through me as I heard voices, and felt the presence of many hidden beings around me. It was shaken off by the nearby thud of something near the front of the apc.
Captain snow had dropped onto the front of the apc.
Colonel Hardbrook looked at me with a puzzled expression then turned the expression into that which he has as he gives orders. Could the elites really have gotten this off track. They were suppsed to infil on foot, so that no creatures could track their position, but yet they had basically brushed off Hardbrooks orders and joined the convoy.
Colonel Hardbrook then said, "We need to keep an eye on him. Im afraid his time here has made him lose sight on our true objectives in this war."
He stood up and turned to the front of the APC then stopped. Snow was now grabbing a bag of something and giving orders to someone through his comm piece.
Hardbrook then turned to me slowly and said "7th fleet, and 4th fleet have linked up and are clearing through Australia."
"Did I just hear you correctly sir?" I said in astonishment "They pushed out the 2 largest fleets to clear Australia? Why?
He responded "We dont know yet, but base is saying their picking up traffic from AWACS in the area, and the main force should be pushing through in about 12 hours."
"Thats good right, we can use the air support and artillery assets with this ambush." I said quizingly.
"No, its not, we dont need any more personnel in the city getting her attention, we need her here so we can kill her, not feed her more bodies to turn." Hardbrook blurted in an almost angry tone, not at me, but the current situation. "Im going to inform Captian Snow of the change, and figure out just what the hell hes doing here."
Colonel Hardbrook was pretty pissed, everything about this ambush was changing around him, and thats never a good sign, a plans supposed to go to shit when the first bullet flys, not before.
Either way, we were moving into the park now. I shut out all thoughts around me, and concentrated on looking for a good spot for me and my team to engage from.
Hardbrook was wrong though, She was here, and no matter who else cam into the city she wasnt leaving, I knew it, because I could feel it.
Comments
Fucking Apes
I like me. Since when do i follow his shit? SLANDER!
Character:
Name: Alviss
Nickname: Al
Body: Fucking Sexy.
History: Better than Snowfires'
Abilities: Bestiness
Armament: Teeth!
Note: Has Nukes
I was just chillin' in a battlefield, being badass, thinking about how great i am. Then i thought, how could i make this awesome day better?
I suddenly reached into the ground, rummaged my hands through the soil. The bitchass soldier-newbs around me were watching, wondering what i was doing, and how i was able to just punch into the ground and get to my elbow. I then suddenly pulled a large metal object from the earth. It was covered in dirt.
I took a deep massive breath, and blew all the dirt off it, the force of the wind comically killed a few gawking soldiers (think cartoon.
I threw it at snowfire. *boom*. he died. The end.
Sounds like my typical day in EVE.
hehe, indeed.
I cant play until friday.
My accounts ran out yesterday, and i dont get paid until tomorrow.
Me and Colonel Hardbrook continued to bull shit with each other for a few minutes as we rolled through the streets of Sydney. The thing that got me was it was quiet, too quiet actually. It wasnt even an occasional pop shot on a normal quiet, there was zero creature activity anywhere near our convoy. She was planning something.
"Aweful quiet isnt it?" Colonel hardbrook said as he pulled me out of my apparently deep gaze into the sling hook on the back of the apc.
"yea." I said as i looked around the area slowly.
A feeling surged through me as I heard voices, and felt the presence of many hidden beings around me. It was shaken off by the nearby thud of something near the front of the apc.
Captain snow had dropped onto the front of the apc.
Colonel Hardbrook looked at me with a puzzled expression then turned the expression into that which he has as he gives orders. Could the elites really have gotten this off track. They were suppsed to infil on foot, so that no creatures could track their position, but yet they had basically brushed off Hardbrooks orders and joined the convoy.
Colonel Hardbrook then said, "We need to keep an eye on him. Im afraid his time here has made him lose sight on our true objectives in this war."
He stood up and turned to the front of the APC then stopped. Snow was now grabbing a bag of something and giving orders to someone through his comm piece.
Hardbrook then turned to me slowly and said "7th fleet, and 4th fleet have linked up and are clearing through Australia."
"Did I just hear you correctly sir?" I said in astonishment "They pushed out the 2 largest fleets to clear Australia? Why?
He responded "We dont know yet, but base is saying their picking up traffic from AWACS in the area, and the main force should be pushing through in about 12 hours."
"Thats good right, we can use the air support and artillery assets with this ambush." I said quizingly.
"No, its not, we dont need any more personnel in the city getting her attention, we need her here so we can kill her, not feed her more bodies to turn." Hardbrook blurted in an almost angry tone, not at me, but the current situation. "Im going to inform Captian Snow of the change, and figure out just what the hell hes doing here."
Colonel Hardbrook was pretty pissed, everything about this ambush was changing around him, and thats never a good sign, a plans supposed to go to shit when the first bullet flys, not before.
Either way, we were moving into the park now. I shut out all thoughts around me, and concentrated on looking for a good spot for me and my team to engage from.
Hardbrook was wrong though, She was here, and no matter who else cam into the city she wasnt leaving, I knew it, because I could feel it.
---INCOMING TRANSMISSION---
Colonel Campbell: Snake, do you read?
Snake: Reading is for queers.
Colonel Campbell: ...
Colonel Campbell: Lets go over the basics.
Colonel Campbell: ...you read and reply to posts made by others.
Snake: Others?!
Colonel Campbell: The patriots.
Snake: The patriots?!
Colonel Campbell: Yes, the patriots.
Snake: The patriots?!
Colonel Campbell: Those rouge members of FOXHOUND have a weapon developed by the CIA called "Metal Gear".
Snake: Metal Gear?!
Colonel Campbell: Yes.
Snake: The patriots?!
Colonel Campbell: Yes.
Snake: ...
Snake: Whats wrong?
Colonel Campbell: Too late, he's dead.
Snake: Im still here...
---INCOMING TRANSMISSION---
Snake: Hello?
????? : Cn i haz admn?
Snake: Admin?! Must be a new weapon developed by FOX.
erog46 has left the game.
win.
I nearly died laughing when I read that.
You officially win this.
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