[Pre-Contest] The Ten Year Tenure

THIS SUMMER...
IN A WORLD
WHERE THERE ARE NO CONTESTS
. . . . . . .
ONE MOD
WILL DEFY THE ODDS AND SAVE THE PRINCESS
AND ALSO SOME OTHER HEROIC THINGS
AND THEN FOR SOME REASON FIND LOTS OF GIFTS TO GIVE OUT
ALL WHILE YOU ARE BUILDING
AWESOME BUILDINGS
IN THE CONSTRUCTION MOD CONTEST
. . . . . . . . . . . .
OF THE DECADE
. . . . . . . . . . . .
MAIN EVENTS START:
JULY 2012
FEATURING:
TEAM BUILDING EXERCISES
CROSS COUNTRY SKIING
ACROBATICS DISPLAY
SPORTING TOURNAMENTS
EXTREME BUILD-OFF
SHOWCASE GALA
. . . . . .
EVENTS, DATES, AND PRIZES TO BE ANNOUNCED
EARLY BIRDS:
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST WORK IN THE GALA
FINISH OFF THOSE OLD PROJECTS, OR
START SOMETHING NEW (WITH FRIENDS!)
THERE WILL BE [STRIKE]BLOOD[/STRIKE] PRIZES
This contest brought to you in part by the Mentulmhat Institute of Technology. We invented pickles.
IN A WORLD
WHERE THERE ARE NO CONTESTS
. . . . . . .
ONE MOD
WILL DEFY THE ODDS AND SAVE THE PRINCESS
AND ALSO SOME OTHER HEROIC THINGS
AND THEN FOR SOME REASON FIND LOTS OF GIFTS TO GIVE OUT
ALL WHILE YOU ARE BUILDING
AWESOME BUILDINGS
IN THE CONSTRUCTION MOD CONTEST
. . . . . . . . . . . .
OF THE DECADE
. . . . . . . . . . . .
MAIN EVENTS START:
JULY 2012
FEATURING:
TEAM BUILDING EXERCISES
CROSS COUNTRY SKIING
ACROBATICS DISPLAY
SPORTING TOURNAMENTS
EXTREME BUILD-OFF
SHOWCASE GALA
. . . . . .
EVENTS, DATES, AND PRIZES TO BE ANNOUNCED
EARLY BIRDS:
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST WORK IN THE GALA
FINISH OFF THOSE OLD PROJECTS, OR
START SOMETHING NEW (WITH FRIENDS!)
THERE WILL BE [STRIKE]BLOOD[/STRIKE] PRIZES
This contest brought to you in part by the Mentulmhat Institute of Technology. We invented pickles.
Comments
Somebody give this man a medal.
Ah the noble pickle, one of our best selling inventions.
From The Archives of LIGHT SUPPORT WEEKLY
Detailing some of the major events of the first ten years of The Construct back in the 1830s. Word has it they're still working on digitizing quite a lot of the actual articles and history, and will add them later on.
ZEPHYR ZEN SAYS ELECTRICITY IS A FRAUD
I lol'd at all the Zephyr Zen references.
"AFTER some hours of clever planning, local luminary Ichabod Plop maneuvered to lure a dozen or more child labourers into his mineshaft earlier this week."
Also, LSW....hilarious. I actually remember some parts of the history
I'm there!
Me too, I wont be able to troll then get kicked off the server by krash.
The week 5 event will be announced soon.