Redneck pick up lines...
- Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.
- Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
- My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
- Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
- Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
- If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
- You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
- Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
- I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
- Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til af ternoon.
- Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Thought I'd share..