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  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    Blnukem: *Batting head in, blood spurts everywhere*
    Eolk: Mommy, Why did the little green retard have to die?
  • EEolk
    Maybe he'll be someone interesting this time...
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    What?
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    I now pronounce you husband and wife! you may kiss his Alviss.... Where does... Caturday wha wikilolcats?... Where was I on the night of TRIBES 2?!
  • EEolk
    Zaxxman
    green retard
    Got that right...
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    Who was that? Why yoda! you grew!!! I'll get Eolk on that zaxxman to shove that zombie up the elevator shaft!!!

    *still is dazed and confused*
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    lol
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    *takes off his pants*
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    0_0
  • EEolk
    *Tranquilizes Blnukem.*

    I hope that doesn't ruin my Good Samaritan privileges.
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    >_< covar ur shame!
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    Whoa... bright... shiney... thing... must touch.... *Accidentally impales himself in the chest with a steak knife*

    Oh... oops... oh wow... I'm making ketchup... he he HA TE HAHA!!!
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    It wont, you GAVE him tranquilizer for nothing, ur still gud samartiten.
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    *Gets shot in the leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls out of a randomly placed window to land on the pavement 2 stories below him...*
  • EEolk
    Blnukem is dreaming that he hurt himself.
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    Zaxxman: *takes now, tranquilized blnukem to the eletric fence* Eolk, would you do the honour?
    Eolk: mah pleasure *rolls down front of pants and pees on 1) nukem 2) electric fence
  • EEolk
    Now I got Zaxxman dreaming, too! *Holds up sleeping Zaxxman and Blnukem on his shoulders.*

    Too... heavy! Collapses.
  • EEolk
    One thing left to do! *Tranquilizes himself.*
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    Honour?... tizz... Alviss gay? the honorable truck... ooo... shiney!

    *Wanders onto a busy street*

    Oo... whaa? car horn of the truck from the infront of me?

    *Truck overturns and hits a telephone pole*
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    DON'T WHIZ ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE!!!

    Is it rly a dreem?
  • EEolk
    Narrator: Zaxxman, Blnukem, and Eolk continue to dream together, sleeping on the floor.
    Zaxxman dreams of ice cream. Blnukem dreams of almost getting run over by a truck. Eolk dreams of... nothing.
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    ELECTRIC FENCE....Eolnukem....AECMetallic mod.........Contruction toolelectrictutioner
    *Wanders onto top floor of sky scraper with glass walls*
    Yoda the retard episode II, attack of the clowns
    *Puched into elevator by a demon zombie trying to take time off by doing human work..*
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    Ohh... lol... roflmaololawlrofl.... the wires fall and dangle he ha TE HA!!!

    *One wire hits the fuel spilled all over the ground from the truck*

    Ooo... bright... oo hot? what is this? orange juice? hot fizzy in flying?

    *Blnukem obliviously walks into the fire*

    ...

    *Blnukem is still in the fire*

    Ooo... Butterfly!

    *Blnukem is still in the fire... 'sigh'.... Moron*

    Oo... I feel warm?

    *Blnukem suffers 3rd degree burns*

    Too cold out here, I think I'll go sit by that puddle of gas over there.
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    LOLCATS caturday do i creep you out this land good to be in DC 2-0-5 End of the world
  • EEolk
    Narrator: Strange dreaming Zaxxman Maybe he's not dreaming of ice cream after all.

    *Narrator starts to drink alcohol.*
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    *Boom*
  • ZaxxmanZaxxman
    Look nukem....some guy inside truck is waving, aww look he wants us to play jump rope..
    Driver: *banging on windshield to try and escape the almost blown up tanker*
  • EEolk
    *Walks over to a stop sign.*

    Now, why did I go over here again?

    *Blnukem explodes in his dream.*
    I sense a disturbance in the force.
  • BlnukemBlnukem
    *Becoming aware of everything once more*

    Oh... my head....
    O_O WHAT THE F***
    OMG OW MY BODY!!!!

    *Blnukem runs around screaming like a little girl*
  • EEolk
    *Blnukem wakes up both Zaxxman and Eolk.*
    Wtf are you doing, nukem?

    *Zaxxman sits up in a daze.*
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