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  • However, due to a strange glitch in the game's programming, Jack's wand dupe and both Zip and Jack have one.

    Also, Ment succesfully yells, he yells "#00x0411EE"

    This causes TARDIS to..
  • As Windows crashes Wraith decides to switch over to Ubuntu to...
  • And then Avenger, with Arial red letters, posts another picture with no revelance to anything that has happened.
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  • avenger then gets raped by lonely gorrilas. avenger savours the moment. One of the gorrilas then decided to:
  • Get thread back to it's rails
  • As Windows crashes Wraith decides to switch over to Ubuntu to...

    finally get rid of the ugly darkavenger virus that basically turns your computer into a 12 yr old emo kid, sadly ubuntu is no safer system and darkavenger totals his computer.

    Wraith locks up his computer (that somehow won't stop asking for sunglasses and a furry plushie) so it won't harm no other human being..

    After a long day of putting a new computer together, he runs the program W.O.R.L.D. again, the universe itself is created entirely in the blink of an eye, however, due to chaos theory discrepancies and the overall elusive nature of the universe itself, everyone has whiskers.

    Jack (with whiskers) was about to...
  • Which belonged to Krash.
  • .. Who's chasing Jack with a pitchfork, yelling :
  • Die You Fool!


  • ...so Krash finally catches jack and starts slapping him with a fish.
  • The fish had whiskers too.
  • Shortly afterwards, Jack got a bigger fish and slapped Krash to the ground, running away with the yarn.
  • And then zipperdude runs in and steals everyone's pancakes
  • (I'm sorry I have to do this, normally I'd just let this take it's own course and see where it takes us, but please darkavenger, if you have nothing CREATIVE to add to the 156 page story do not add anything, it goes to everyone actually but you're the only one whos made me post something in brackets, I MEAN JESUS H, you just suck at this!)

    To everyone else , please resume the story from here :
    Shortly afterwards, Jack got a bigger fish and slapped Krash to the ground, running away with the yarn.
  • Noooo! My Pancakes!
  • The yarn spontaneously combusted and started giving Jack severe burns due to his lack of ability to immediately let go of the flaming yarn.
  • Jack cursed out loud at his own retardedness and asked his mommy to take him to urgent care. Upon getting to urgent care, the skin on his fingers fell off on to the floor, making one young lady in the lobby faint. You were rushed into surgery as one of the nurses tried to scrape your skin off the floor.
  • The skin seemed to simply flake away before it could be placed into the glass jars, upon arrival at the hospital, Jack was bandaged around his hands and given water, his fingertips stung as if from the venom of every snake on the planet.
  • The medical staff helped Jack finally let go of the burning ball of yarn, because apparently he was still carying it around.

    All swolen and burnt, and with almost no solid skin left, Jack fell in a deep coma, floating in the void of unconsciousness, until a bright light rendered him blind for a few seconds, after opening his eyes he saw..
  • Ment and DEATHBORN holding hands singing favorite fairy tail stories in sing along form with a floating, burning ball of yarn between them. Jack was so distraught at the site that he jumped out of the window and tried to forget what he saw. Shortly afterwards he limped around the corner and found Deflun who had a mission for him:
  • Meanwhile Wraith is taken into oblivion trough Oblivion gate by Dremoras(TES IV oblivion).
    In oblivion Wraith was held as prisoner in high tower waiting to be eaten. But Wraith's Old friend Dragonstalker marched trough the Gates of oblivion slaying anything that came into his way, but when he was about to enter tower where Wraith was Dragonstalker encountered...
  • ...a bulbasaur.

    Bulbasaur used vine whip!
  • It missed and Dragonstalker leaped on top of the pillar and then dived down towards bulbsaur's head with his both blades drawn...
  • On the bulbasaurs compartment Dragonstalker finds a ball of yarn, this seems to be Jack's avatar in this dimension, and Deflun's mission for jack was nonetheless mighty and mysterious.

    The ball of yarn seems to be intelligent and sentient, the bulbasaur has gone limp.

    Dragonstalker proceeds to..
  • ...munch on the Bulbasaur corpse.

    There was a great deal of meat on the Bulbasaur, so he cut some up and put it into his bag along with the sentient ball of yarn. The ball of yarn was soon splattered with Pok
  • Himself

    Dragonstalker decided his first course of action was to seclude himself from the rest of the world in a Buddhist temple somewhere in Nepal. For years, Dragonstalker has gradually learned now to reach into his inner being through intense meditation and rejecting impure thoughts.
  • Suddenly, Ubuntu has a kernel panic, so the computer magically reboots into windows. The TARDIS was restored with everyone inside, ment decides to...
  • Look for himself.

    Ment decided his first course of action was to seclude himself from the rest of the world in a Buddhist temple somewhere in Nepal. For years, Ment has gradually learned now to reach into his inner being through intense meditation and rejecting impure thoughts.
  • And he grew an extremely long beard because he lost his swiss army knife that had a shaving blade
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