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  • By this time, Demoncard's crabs had developed spaceships, and proceeded to do crabby things to the UNSC wreckage.
  • However, as they reached space, it turned out crabs where shitty spacecraft engineers, the whole ship cracks and then tears open like an extremely fragile egg, demoncard's now floating the infinite void of space among a few crabs that try to move around in zero gravity.
  • In the mean time, Snow corned the corner to witness the Pillar of Autumn, the random other spaceships, and the halos as if front a huge screen tv. Snow promptly turns the otherway, and his words echo in the void, as if God himself had spoked.

    "I am SO not high enough for this. Fuck that."
  • Then all of a sudden all aforementioned characters are brought to life as necrotic and decrepit remnants of their former glory in an action packed sequel financed by greedy and cold-hearted businessmongers
  • Oblivion portal appears on Demoncard's crabby space ship and Wraith117 steps out. Wraith is wearing Blood eagle armor.
    Time seems to be stopped so Wraith117 boots up Archlinux to enable timeflow again.
    Now that stuff seems to work again...
  • Wraith observes a ball of yarn floating in a decaying orbit start to speed towards the surface...
    (it appears to have some kind of shield to prevent burning up in atmosphere)
  • the ball of yarn, one of the densest compositions known to humanity gains massive ammounts of momentum and grows an angry face, as wraith realizes it's a huge yarn meteor about to strike the earth he..
  • Blows up the Pillar of autumn's reactor which destroys the halo next to it. As halo's pieces are being scattered all over the place one of its pieces hits the meteor. Meteor then is sent towards the Saturnus.
    Suddenly Mentulmhat and Deflun materialize besides him.
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